Orin Kerr mused about what things are widely accepted now that will be looked down upon in the future. This gets me to a point I’ve made before that’s worth making again: People in the future are pretentious assholes. Where the @#$% do those effete pansies get off looking down on me? I swear, I’ve had enough of their attitude. If I ever get my hands on a time machine, I am coming after them and I am going to get Computer Age on their asses. And what are those useless future sissies going to do other than cry about it? Nothing.
I’m your ancestor, bitches. You respect me.
Our large-brained descendants will sneer at Al Gore’s misshapen offspring and drive them from the dome to shiver in the dark. “Global Warmist!” they will shout and then throw rocks with the power of their minds.
Can you really blame them for not respecting us? We elected black Jimmy Carter, for cripe’s sake.
Just reach into your ICU2TV set and kick their ass, Frank.
Prediction: Soon the presidential limo will have 22 inch chrome rims and the next president will be killed while “Ghost riding the whip”
“I’m your ancestor, bitches. You respect me.”
I think you’ve just found your slogan for the Conservative Underground. Have it signed,
-Limited Government
Clearly you need to take preemptive revenge by getting everybody to go gay. That’ll show ’em.
Maybe our descendents will spend their time sifting through the burned rubble that used to be their homes looking for something to eat before some “victim” class member comes along to claim it, shouting “WHITE FOLKS GREED RUNS A WORLD IN NEED!!!”
Future generations might curse us for believing the foolishness spouted from liberals: trust them to run the government; don’t you know that (Democrats) hold the keys to an unending utopia of free food, babies, frolic, fornication, (f)responsibility…
opps, I guess I got carried away in a rapture of HOPE.
Oh look, here comes our king, President Zero…anyone left who still has a job get out your wallet.
In 100 anything that violates sharia law will be seen as immoral (thanks Leon Panetta).
They will probably look down on us letting our kids watch TV for so many hours, when they could have been using their time improving their mind by learning music, reading, or playing video games.
aslong as they don’t look down on interactive internet pr0n and lolteritz, I will still be just as dead, but let them mess with this, I coming back to haunt them.
With any luck they will look back and see that the whole concept of government is immoral and glad to be rid of it.
The will probably object to internet pr0n being considered immoral. It’s a beautiful art form 😀
Perhaps we should take pre-emptive revenge on our descendants by killing ourselves now so that they can’t be born. Then let’s see how condescending they are.
Respect you? If you had taken care of the monkey menace like you were supposed to, I wouldn’t have had to escape to the past using one of the time machines that our evil monkey overlords built!
Now get back to destroying the monkey menace, or I’ll have ripped a hole in space-time and created a temporal paradox for no good reason! If you don’t, then you’ll deserve having to live under God-King Scary Evil Monkey, you little whippersnapper!
If there are still people a hundred years from now, I won’t mind them looking down on me, because I’ll be ‘up there’ looking down on them!
If there Aren’t still people a hundred years from now…
“When Earth’s last picture is painted, and the tubes are twisted and dried,
When the oldest colors have faded, and the youngest critic has died,
We shall rest, and, faith, we shall need it — lie down for an eon or two,
Till the Master of All Good Workmen shall put us to work anew.”
– Rudyard Kipling, 1892.
you lack what is known as “command presence”
i throw my shoe at you
They will look down on the primitive keyboard and monitor setup we use when they have the chips implanted.
Hopefully they will be able to look down on us for dabbling in socialism,
and not honoring us for electing the first Chancellor of the Peoples Republic of America.
And don’t forget,” GET OFF MY LAWN!!”
You’re being awfully optimistic there Frank. Who says there’s going to be a future? The messiah? If we manage to hang on for 4 years I’ll be really surprised.
Oakland’s on fire already. This is how these people function. It won’t be long and the entire country goes up in smoke. One way or another.
BTW did you see on drudge there are strange sounds from a distant galaxy according to astronomers. Maybe it’s God gnashing His teeth while watching Fox news (after all he wouldn’t watch CNN and the networks better hope he doesn’t tun into them and he is the Smiter in Chief you know).
I wouldn’t worry too much about future generations and what they think of us.
They are going to be WAY too busy working their asses off to pay off the national debt we created.
Hah! That will teach them! We’ll keep spending and throwing away wealth….they can pay it off.
Talking to yourself again, Frank?