To help us from being a nation of cowards, Eric Holder is going to release a list of what people are allowed to say about racial issues based on what race each person is. It will also include the conclusions we’re supposed to draw from the discussion. Deviation from the official list will have you declared a racist and dragged off to prison.
So let’s stop being cowards about race.
“based on what race each person is”
and the definition of racism is what again?
@Blackhelicopter
A belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.
Blackhelicopter- you have just hit the heart of the thing.
“Race” is meaningless – especially in a nation filled to the scuppers with bastard children
The U.S. Government’s formal definition of race is “Self Identification” – it has nothing to do with Ydna, who your parents are or anything else – you can be any race you would like to be.
I decided that you would have to be a fool to be “White” – so i went to the courthouse and changed my race – I opted out of that stupid game – I am now “Other”
white absolution – self administered
Is it true his nickname is ‘Dick?’
Sorry blackhelecopter but Eric has that covered too. In the next four years there will no doubt be a systematic unending, relentless, war on the Second Amendment led by the Justice Dept. in collusion with and the Democrat led state legislatures and governors and aided by the media. Anyone who commits a crime with a gun involved….you can bet it will be front page news or the lead story on the evening news. Four years from now the “forces of good” well pretty much have put the second amendment and your (and my) right to bear arms in the toilet. And we ARE a nation of cowards for letting them get away with it!
Since conservatives have all the guns and know how to use them, why can’t we just use them on those who try to take away our 2A rights?
conclusions we’re supposed to draw
Draw? Ya mean like a 2nd Amendment Coloring Contest? 😉 (I’m kidding?)
“Where do you want Obama to go today?”
I got an advance copy of the list:
A) If someone draws a picture of a rabid, shot dead monkey, it is racist to assume that it represents Congress. All non-racists know that monkeys can only represent black people.
B) If you are Asian, it is okay to talk like Margaret Cho pretending to be Asian. If you aren’t Asian, it is racist.
C) It is racist to call people from Asia anything but Asian, even if they are Russians.
D) The stimulus package is racist.
E) Racism is racy. But still wrong.
F) The race goes not to the swift or to the strong. Which is good because otherwise black athletes would be running everything.
G) That was racist.
H) It is racist to compliment someone on their race. Phrases like “Dude, you must have won the race lottery!” and “Your race is the best one I can think of at the moment” are out.
I) The letter “I” is racist. There is no “I” in “race.”
J) Latino is a race. Starting…AHORA!
K) Raisins are a delicious after school snack. So are peanuts.
L) If you looked for racism in the above statement, you are racist.
M) Negroid, Mongoloid and AvoidtheNoid are outdated, racist terms.
N) African American is a racist term. White people named it Africa. Italian people named it America.
O) Yes, Italian is a race, or at least a somewhat tan brand of white.
P) Hee hee. If you read this outline aloud, I just made you say “pee.”
Q) Me chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke.
R) Elementary school humor only serves to encourage virulent racism worldwide, particularly Alabama.
S) Alabama is the geographical repository for all racism, primarily because Alabama is the best state name to say, and we talk about racism a lot.
T) Alabama Alabama Alabama.
U) Rodgers and Hammerstein’s famous musical “Oklahoma” was originally titled “Alabama” and had a catchy cross-burning number. You weren’t taught that in school because schools are racist and try to cover up scandals involving popular musicals.
V) Gay is a race.
W) America is racist because it expects Barack Obama to serve it faithfully.
X) Talking about race makes you racist.
Y) Not talking about race makes you a coward.
Z) Not talking about talking about race makes you a racist coward.
there should be very shor if any discussions then – as all liberal lefties consider everything that comes out of a conservatives mouth to be racist. I like Nunya’s idea
Oops, I forgot to identify which race the above list is designated for. It is to be used exclusively by that one race that likes to ride paddleboats.
As a proud paddleboater-american, I’d like to say that my legs are really tired.
Rednecks are racists because they like NASCAR.
Cowards because we do not want to live near people 5X more likely to be in jail? To send our kids to schools where people say “you are acting too white” if you actually study???? President Please!
#11, you know full well that tired legs are racist. So get yo craker ass back in the boat and start paddlin. You racist cracker!
This is exactly why compulsory education beyond the eighth grade should be eliminated (while simultaneously eliminating the minimum wage for everyone under 21). Let the trouble makers remove themselves from school, go into the entry-level work force, or jail, and get a clue about the real world.
That way the time, energy, money and devotion of the faculty could be expended on students who actually want to learn and achieve.
“President Please!”–funny stuff that. 🙂
Why does this sound totally believeable? I kept looking for a link.
Being dragged off to prison is a niggardly means of transport. This is the twenty first century! We should be allowed to walk.
I for one will play it safe. I will avoid the A word. I will avoid the B word. I will also avoid the C,D,E, and G, words. I will not use the H,I, J, K, L, and M words. I will also avoid “The N” word, except for Niggardly which is what the government has become. I will not say the O, P, Q, R, S and T words, nor will I ever utter the U, V, W and XYZ words. I will think all of these words but will not say them!
Like Chief Joseph might have said, “I will be racist no more forever”. As long as I keep my mouth shut.
Wait a minute — I thought the racist cowards were in control of the White House, Senate and, Congress. My race is HUMAN , I donn’t give a s#*t what color you are or where you are from. Treat everyone you meet with all the respect due them (to be determend by ones actions) which leaves the LIBERAL IDIOTS getting no respect at all.
racism = the belief that non-white people should be held accountable for what they say and do.
You can no longer say; give him enough rope and he will hang himself”. obviously a reference to lynching.
Next Holder tackles the lack of open communication between real blondes and bottle blondes. They must learn that hair color is not a determing factor in hotness. After that, midgets and basketball players!
What #s 18 & 19 said. Well done.
If you’re of mixed race, do you get the union or the intersection of the sets for each of your races? I’m hoping for the union; otherwise my half-Filipino 1/4-Portuguese 1/4-Jewish children won’t be allowed to say much at all, if anything.
If you’re adopted by parents of a different race, do you get your own race’s set of statements, or do you get those of your parents’ race?
#14 As I’ve said before, It’s “racist crackerican-american”.
Lemon Peel made a VERY funny. Good job, My President!
The reason that NASCAR is mainly a honky sport is probably because black drivers might resent having to say to race officials “Yes, NASCAR, whatever you say, NASCAR.”
Walter Williams wrote a good rebuttal editorial today. Sorry, I don’t know how to link to it.
I spoke too soon. Here it is!
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=5436