…I hear that Obama is planning to get us through this crisis and fund the failing banks and corporations by giving us a hundred percent taxation. We’ll then all have to fill out forms telling the government how much money we need each month and then they’ll review the form and decide on how much money to give us back. This will help Obama control things until we’re out of this economic crisis or he can fully consolidate power and build camps to contain all the crazy right wingers who oppose economic recovery. This will be called PATRIOT Act II.
That Florida congress woman just introduced a bill to build “temporary detention centers ” on millitary bases. That would be the perfect place to store all of us crazy folk while Glorious Leader Obama fixes the worlds problems
That sounds like a “COMRADE UPDATE” Frank.
I think the name needs a bit more zip. How about “Patriot Act II: For the Children”
Wow that is the first time I have heard the words hussein and patriot used in the same sentence. Who knew?
And Frank, you got it wrong, It not tell the government how much you need each month, its tell them for how much you want. Unless of course your a republican, then its off to camp with you and you don’t need anything.
“Off to camp?!”…..How Fun!!! I call top bunk!!!
If all the crazy right wingers are put in camps, who is going to pay the taxes? Democrats? Not in this lifetime. Maybe he should switch to putting the “CRW’s” in sweat shops and make them work for bread crumbs.
I’ll peel the ‘taters, but I WON’T clean latrines… See y’all at camp.
When Bush fought to keep the Patriot act in place after he left office, I felt he was a raving idiot for doing so. You know full well that you can’t trust democrats with power when they consider conservatives more of a threat to their power-base (the only thing that matters to them) than terrorists.
Frankly, I think Blaggo was just the overture of a whole symphony of corrupt power-grabbing fiscal and political insanity brought to you by the democrats. Remember how Rush Limbaugh commissioned a statue of Hillary Clinton in commemoration of her healthcare plan that lead to the Republican Revolution? Remember how badly that was handled because it was a thousand page powergrab that they wrote in secret and tried to push through without anyone reading it?
Small potatoes next to Pelosi’s Porking Proposal. The democrats in the senate are comparably Reid-tarded.
Camp sounds fun. Provided there’s no sing-alongs, of course.
Don’t worry. In Obama America, latrine cleans YOU!
At least he’s only going to tax at 100%. That’s down from his original proposal.
Other wise known as Lucifiers Plan of Salvation 101. It’s what got him ejected out of Heaven ” In the beginning”. Welcome my friends to the show that’s never ended……..
I heard the same thing!
Kudos Basil. Great stuff
Please be satire,
Please be satire,
Please be satire.
I need ten million a month to support my lifestyle as a lawyer, and to support the activities my alternate identity does as Law Man, finding and subpoeaing the various nefarious people around me who are shorting us all by not paying the taxes that all patriots must pay.
Please send the checks to my off-shore account so that I can keep my cover up as I investigate these un-American un-Patriots in their tropical hell-hole secret lairs.
My name is a secret identity to cover my real name which begins with ‘Kilo’ and ends with ‘Yankee’ – if you get what I mean.
[Sigh!] I long for the good ol’ days – back when I used to think that Atlas Shrugged was fiction.