Israel and the Robot Snake

Kinda sounds like the updated version of a Bible story. It does seem a bit unfair for Israel to be developing things like robot snakes when their enemies are basically cavemen who have access to guns and explosives. Israel will flood their enemy with their robot snakes, curling around and crushing terrorists, and Hamas will respond with its new hi-tech weapon its developed: A rock tied to a piece of string.

But what if Israel turns on us with its robot snakes? No worries. We’re busy making the T-1000 a reality. T-1000 beats robot snake any day.

13 Comments

  1. furthermore, since most of Hamas lives in MUD houses, I guess the whole “those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones tied to strings” thing doesn’t apply to them?

    Think how much easier Israel’s job would be if they really DID live in glass houses?

  2. They were going to make a robot sheep, but then realized that the sheep would garner way too much unwanted attention from the arabs, who would most likely discover at some point that they were having sex with a robot.

  3. I can’t imagine Israel turning on us…well, I couldn’t imagine it until the Great Pretender got in office and started butt-kissing all the terrorists. Maybe they’ll send that robot snake to the white house.

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