Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “Tragedy.”
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.’
‘No,’ said Obama, ‘that would be an accident.’
A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.
I’m afraid not,’ explained Obama. ‘That’s what we would call great loss.’
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: ‘If the plane carrying
you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Obama. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’
‘Well,’ says the boy, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss…and it
probably wouldn’t be an accident either.’
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“My Spell check still thinks Obama” is misspelled
anyone else have this issue?
Which one is Biden again? I always forget if he’s the one who makes condescending, boring speeches filled with lies that’s labeled as an idiot or the one who makes condescending, boring speeches filled with lies that’s labeled the greatest speaker in history.
O-bah-muhh… so Useless and Ineffective that…Sasha and Malia call him ‘that clean articulate black man’…Michelle told him, ‘Hell no, have Hilary wear the Hijab…When the Skynet Teleprompter becomes self-aware, it won’t identify him as a threat to it’s takeover…If the RNC were Japanese, they’d be required to commit harikari for their incompetence.
Biden’s Three Stooges cameo was canceled because he made the Stooges look too smart. Even a sack full of dog squeeze can’t make Sean Penn look smarter. Joe Biden, dumber than dog dung and less popular to have in your yard.
…Canada is planning on invading the U.S. and taking our oil.
…the GOP is trying to recruit him.
Little Johnny meets Barack Obama
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “Tragedy.”
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stood up and offered: ‘If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.’
‘No,’ said Obama, ‘that would be an accident.’
A little girl raised her hand: ‘If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.
I’m afraid not,’ explained Obama. ‘That’s what we would call great loss.’
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. ‘Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?’
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: ‘If the plane carrying
you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.’
‘Fantastic!’ exclaimed Obama. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?’
‘Well,’ says the boy, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss…and it
probably wouldn’t be an accident either.’
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“My Spell check still thinks Obama” is misspelled
anyone else have this issue?
“My Spell check still thinks Obama” is misspelled
anyone else have this issue?
Mine keeps spelling it “osama” so….no it’s fine.
urbuggeme – yeah, my spellchecker also doesn’t recognise Obama.
I envy it.
The RNC has fired Michael Steele and replaced him with Obama.
John McCain has crossed the aisle and refuses to come back…
John McCain’s fat daughter is now the head of the Republican Party.
Joe Biden is becoming the brains of this administration.
Taxes still aren’t high enough.
I’m still paying my mortgage…what’s up with that?
Which one is Biden again? I always forget if he’s the one who makes condescending, boring speeches filled with lies that’s labeled as an idiot or the one who makes condescending, boring speeches filled with lies that’s labeled the greatest speaker in history.
urbuggeme that was awesome. my spell check doesn’t like Obama
O-bah-muhh… so Useless and Ineffective that…Sasha and Malia call him ‘that clean articulate black man’…Michelle told him, ‘Hell no, have Hilary wear the Hijab…When the Skynet Teleprompter becomes self-aware, it won’t identify him as a threat to it’s takeover…If the RNC were Japanese, they’d be required to commit harikari for their incompetence.
Biden’s Three Stooges cameo was canceled because he made the Stooges look too smart. Even a sack full of dog squeeze can’t make Sean Penn look smarter. Joe Biden, dumber than dog dung and less popular to have in your yard.
…the liberals will consider him the greatest president ever.
that…
When we impeach him Biden will be a marked improvement and nazi pelosi will be rendered usless and be a step up as vp.
So Biden admits;
1. They didn’t have a clue about stimulating the economy. They were just guessing.
2. They have failed to stimulate the economy.
With Biden’s streaks of honesty, he’s almost as good as Rush! lol
That Chineses economic students laugh at his stimulus plan.