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  1. Jimmy says: Who else has invitations to O-ZONE’s little 4th Of July thug fest? Hugo Chavez? Kim Jong Il? Syria’s King Hussein?

    Answer: everyone on the terrorist watchlist, everyone that hates america. Kim Jong and Iran’s Assakillyoudead want to bring there own fire works to the party.

  2. I want someone from the President’s Counsel on Safety (Nosey Nosing into your business) guys to check on the “sparklers” thing! This cannot be tolerated! These are not safe for our children to use on the 4th of July! Can you imagine all the little tots running around with hot flaming death traps! Oh the humanity! This must be stopped and Sparklers must be banned!!! (They were for years here in the great state of Minnesota, by the way!!!)

  3. I guess it’s President al-Assad of Syria. It used to be King Hussein of Jordan, but he was a good guy.

    But the O-ZONE is looking more and more like “King Hussein of the USA” which is why I have “Hussein” on the brain.

  4. ussjimmycarter – I was just looking through my local ordinances yesterday and noticed that sparklers (among all fireworks) are verboten. Of course its one of those, “They’re not really going to do anything to you” kind of rules, but there’s a $600 fine and up to 30 days should they ever decide to.

  5. cjtony – I’m also proposing that we American’s wear helmets 24/7, 365 to cut down on the deadly scourge of head injuries happening all across America! Think of the reduced Health Care and the Stimulus to the Helmet Industry.

    We will need “inspectors” (Acorn Perhaps?) to randomly enter your home at any hour of the night that they choose to check on your Head Protection Actuation Device and it’s usage. They will all be provided keys to your home for these checks…

  6. Xenophore’s comment got me to thinking about how most American hot dogs are made from pork. They’re perfect for a Porkulus 4th. No wait. Not with Ahmanodinnerpork there. Or our King Hussein, for that matter. Maybe he’ll propose that pork hot dogs be banned in America – or regulated by the FDA. Certainly, pork hot dogs should be taken off the allowed list for Food Stamps. And let’s have a special pork hot dog tax as an interim measure!! I demand government pork with no pork!

  7. Jimmy – Your comment reminded me of the Simpsons episode where Skinner comes walking out of the school, opens his jacket and says, “I have a bomb.” And strapped around his waist are hot dogs. Perhaps Ajad should come to the 4th like that, Obama would laugh till he died! Seriously, that joke would KILL!

  8. Well, let’s review: Obama, who bows before and embraces dictators around the globe while condemning America – the same Marxist who aspires to be America’s first dictator as he spreads communism each day and stomps on the Constitution – is against protestors gathering in the streets to challenge an oppressive, dictatorial regime. Hey wait, this is starting to make sense. After all, how could he be on record claiming support for the protesters in Iran, then later viciously condemn any American protesters who at some point challenge his illegal dictatorship?

  9. #4: I say let them. Saves we soon-to-be revolutionaries from having to do it.

    #18: You know full well hObama has no class. Never has, Never will. Why do I feel as if you’d been waiting for that response?

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