Random Thoughts

10 best picture nominations? I guess that’s better than 5 boring ones no one has seen.

For some reason, it’s actually kind of creepy to see photographs of an extinct species.

When you use value-added data, Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, confirming global warming.

So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?

Suggested statement for Obama: “In these economic times we all need to be tough, not constantly whiny like Las Vegas.”

Of course, Obama probably going to next call Las Vegas “retarded” and cause himself all sorts of unwanted trouble.

With V, its on TV for four weeks and then disappears for months. Since it’s based on Obama, maybe he should try that too.

That Carly Fiorina sheep ad has to be the creepiest political ad I’ve ever seen that doesn’t involve John Edwards.

If Fiorina wins the primary, every political ad from now on will have demon sheep.

The only way Fiorina’s ad could be anymore bizarre if it were directed by David Lynch.

25 Comments

  1. So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?

    He does the same thing those little rodents always do. Why, just outside my window, there’s one digging a hole in my yard.

  2. So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?

    Three weeks after Groundhog Day is about the time that pitchers and catchers report, so he heads to Florida with the rest of the Punxsatawney Groundhogs for spring training. I think that the Groundhogs are an independent team, in the same league as the Chicago Honest Politicians, the Seattle Sunshine, and the Washington Unicorns.

    Sue and Jimmy –

    “John Edwards Fabulous Facts” was Harvey’s, not Frank’s. Bringing it back sounds like a good idea, but it would have to be a lot different this time, since most of the fabulous facts implied that ambulance-chasing Johnnie was a bit light on his feet.

  3. “When you use value-added data, Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, confirming global warming.”

    I believe observational data, provided by Phil, was also used in the UN report, noting that Phil did not witness any glaciers when he emerged from his hole, which the UN report interpreted as proof that global warming certainly exists and is caused by man. However, despite damning testimony from the groundhog in question, in which Phil clearly stated “Fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fi”, the head of the UN committee still refuses to apologize, let alone step down.

  4. Wow, so I went and watched the demon sheep ad. A big ol’ WTFer, to be sure. I mean, imagery and such notwithstanding, what the hell is that production quality? It looks like a high schooler’s tribute to a 60s Doctor Who episode. Maybe a multicolor scarf should be elected governor of California.

  5. Okay Uss jc, here’s the rules as they currently stand……1. Retard, defiantly out, can’t even be used in a cave a mile underground and you’re alone and no one can here you. Also includes the term ‘tard. 2. Douche-bag, still okay to use but questionable in mixed company. 3. Retarded douche-bag….the jury is still out but is leaning towards this term becoming politically incorrect, probably best to ask Ram Emanuel.

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