10 best picture nominations? I guess that’s better than 5 boring ones no one has seen.
For some reason, it’s actually kind of creepy to see photographs of an extinct species.
When you use value-added data, Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, confirming global warming.
So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?
Suggested statement for Obama: “In these economic times we all need to be tough, not constantly whiny like Las Vegas.”
Of course, Obama probably going to next call Las Vegas “retarded” and cause himself all sorts of unwanted trouble.
With V, its on TV for four weeks and then disappears for months. Since it’s based on Obama, maybe he should try that too.
That Carly Fiorina sheep ad has to be the creepiest political ad I’ve ever seen that doesn’t involve John Edwards.
If Fiorina wins the primary, every political ad from now on will have demon sheep.
The only way Fiorina’s ad could be anymore bizarre if it were directed by David Lynch.
He does the same thing those little rodents always do. Why, just outside my window, there’s one digging a hole in my yard.
– The only way Fiorina’s ad could be anymore bizarre if it were directed by David Lynch.
And the choreography was directed by Salvador Dali.
Blog suggestion for you to ignore: Your creepy John Edwards thought made me nostalgic for Fabulous John Edwards Facts. Maybe you can run some again.
Yeah, I agree with Sue. The “Fabulous Facts” series should come back! Just think of all the new, fabulous stars.
Funniest random thoughts I have read all morning!
I <3 demon sheep.
So what does Punxsutawney Phil do if there is only three more weeks of winter?
Three weeks after Groundhog Day is about the time that pitchers and catchers report, so he heads to Florida with the rest of the Punxsatawney Groundhogs for spring training. I think that the Groundhogs are an independent team, in the same league as the Chicago Honest Politicians, the Seattle Sunshine, and the Washington Unicorns.
Sue and Jimmy –
“John Edwards Fabulous Facts” was Harvey’s, not Frank’s. Bringing it back sounds like a good idea, but it would have to be a lot different this time, since most of the fabulous facts implied that ambulance-chasing Johnnie was a bit light on his feet.
All political ads should require Demon Sheep, and David Lynch is a great idea.
“When you use value-added data, Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow, confirming global warming.”
I believe observational data, provided by Phil, was also used in the UN report, noting that Phil did not witness any glaciers when he emerged from his hole, which the UN report interpreted as proof that global warming certainly exists and is caused by man. However, despite damning testimony from the groundhog in question, in which Phil clearly stated “Fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fi”, the head of the UN committee still refuses to apologize, let alone step down.
So now I can’t use the word Retard? My fun vocabulary shrinks on a daily basis! What’s next “douche-bag”?
Wow, so I went and watched the demon sheep ad. A big ol’ WTFer, to be sure. I mean, imagery and such notwithstanding, what the hell is that production quality? It looks like a high schooler’s tribute to a 60s Doctor Who episode. Maybe a multicolor scarf should be elected governor of California.
I wonder what the “photographs of an extinct species” line refers to. For some reason I thought of a photo of Calvin Coolidge I’d recently seen.
Okay Uss jc, here’s the rules as they currently stand……1. Retard, defiantly out, can’t even be used in a cave a mile underground and you’re alone and no one can here you. Also includes the term ‘tard. 2. Douche-bag, still okay to use but questionable in mixed company. 3. Retarded douche-bag….the jury is still out but is leaning towards this term becoming politically incorrect, probably best to ask Ram Emanuel.
Oops, ment to say “hear” you.
10 Best Pictures? How about just one picture? With no liberals or liberal messages.
New SYFY channel movie…Megashark vs. Giant Octopus? Nah. “Demonic Sheep vs. Nancy Pelosi”. Brrrr…
Acadamy award winner….”Demon Sheep AND Nacny Pelosi vs. Fred Thompson and Dick Cheny.”.
The creators of ‘Demon Sheep’, The Ad, definitely were into the Wildwood Weed. Next thing they know, they’s jus’ wandering behind the little animals.
Coming soon, ‘Demon Sheep II, The Violence Of The Lambs’. Due Nov. 2nd, 2010
ussjimmycarter,
I happen to be a douchebag, and I’m offended by your language.
Fiorina, isn’t that a hot breakfast made from wheat?
Did Ahhnold donate his Terminator eyes to the Demon Sheep Project?
Newsish Fakery Dept.: John McCain Endorses Carly Fiorina, Deal With The Devil Imminent, Demon Sheep Arrives As Preview To 2012 Apocalypse
That Carly Fiorina sheep ad has to be the creepiest political ad I’ve ever seen that doesn’t involve John Edwards.
I saw that ad it’s pretty Baaaaaaaaaaad!
The Ruler Of Demon Sheep: O-Baaaaa-Muhh
Those photos of Passenger Pigeons are the creepiest of all. Down right scary.