A poll says that people think the United States is less respected in the world than two years ago. Kinda strange since everyone loves Obama. Well, maybe it’s like how everyone loves a puppy, but that doesn’t mean you’ll have great confidence in a company when they make a puppy its CEO.
On a similar note, here’s the Obama doll:
It’s the birth of hope. Who knows what he’ll grow up to be? Astronaut, doctor, community organizer… anything is possible when you have hope. Frankly, I’d rather have cute little baby Obama than regular Obama: Even more likable, and no noticeable drop in ability to lead. Rahm will just have to be even more careful not to swear in front of the president.
That doll is creeping me out! But, I don’t have lady parts and the mental insanity about babies that comes with them.
That piece of crap doll is REAL! What the heck? Don’t people have anything better to do? I mean our president already looks like a pansy, do we need him to look like a baby too? For cryin’ out loud! Lets just get him out of office and be done with it.
The meaningless slogan, the vapid look that only says “I have no idea what you’re talking about. Can I have a cookie?”, the strange ….. whiteness of the skin, yes, it must be him!
When you’re saying grace you can pray to Grown-up Obama or Teenage Obama, I like the baby Obama the best!
“Dear 8 pound, 7 ounce baby Obama…. not even a minute old and yet already om-nipo-tent…”
Does the doll come with a birth certificate?
Awww ain’t he cute? And true to life, he needs his diaper changed. “Hope to get changed.” Is that where it came from
Skeet.
Just sayin’.
Just like the commemorative plates they marketed, that you can now find on the $2 shelf at Big Lots.
That rifle target costs $149 + S&H!
But, my friends, a gag gift is priceless.
> Catie
> Does the doll come with a birth certificate?
FTW
Catie makes a great point…that a cabbage patch doll is more qualified to be president than Obama.
Will the Hopey doll grow up to be an astronaut? Not bloody likely — at least not in the space-programless US of A.
If someone gives one of these to my kids, I will take a nine iron and take that desecration of childhood to the driving range.
Hope was born January 2009? I guess after that, they must have aborted Common Sense, Responsibility, Patriotism, and Constitutional Respect. Uh, let me be clear: We wouldn’t want to force those on anybody!
“Frankly, I’d rather have cute little baby Obama than regular Obama: Even more likable, and no noticeable drop in ability to lead.”
Yes, but his pants are just as full…
Makes sense to me. Obama is a baby.
To paraphrase something obumble may actually have said;
“BURN, BABY, BURN!”
I think that they should sell the Hope doll with an abortion syringe of Liberalism…
He looks like he’s been sucking at the
publicPelosi teat.Don’t be fooled. It’s Chuckie…just cleverly disguised now as POTUS.
He’ll still cut your heart (or wallet) out and cackle insanely while doing it.
Think of the cool acessories you can buy for it – like a little black dog and a head bucket.
I think it’s pretty disgusting that someone would make such a racist caricature of our President.
Curly hair, wide nose, thick lips…
Just plain racist!
Teleprompter sold separately……..
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
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Certificate of Authenticity
birth, authenticity, same thing.
Celebrate our first African
-AmericanpresidentPrice: $149.99 US + s&s $16.99 US
Considering most Obama worshipers don’t WORK, that’s a bit steep but then again, who else would be stupid enough to pay $150 for a plastic doll.
Walmart is raising eyebrows after cutting the price of a black
BarbieObama doll to nearly half of that of the doll’s whitecounterparthalf at one store and possibly others.Someone needs to use one of these in a video showing what late term abortions look like, (and tweet it) like his ‘mother’ wished she could have gotten…and he thinks should be legal.
I no longer feel quite as bad about Frank selling me that “official – one – of – a – kind ” spacemonkey doll. Only three more payments now!
Well, maybe it’s like how everyone loves a puppy, but that doesn’t mean you’ll have great confidence in a company when they make a puppy its CEO.
I’ve worked for several companies for which a puppy as CEO would have been an improvement.
“Birth of Hope”?
I guess America just did without ‘hope’ for the first 233 years.
Wonder what my Lawnboy will do with this? Obviously I will want the full mulch attachment on before we start…
It should come with a hope- themed bucket that fits over his cute little head.
lawnboy? aren’t those racist?
Doubles as a partial-birth abortion dummy for medical students.
Look on the bright side – in the infant version, the crap comes out of the proper end.
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