We currently have the most women ever in space at once (four), in case you were wondering why the earth seemed so quiet.
Majority of Tea Party members are women, so what has caused women to become racist? Hormones?
If Obama’s pitch hit someone in the crotch, GOP would have accused him of staging it for America’s Funniest Home videos. That’s projection.
No one ever says, “This looks like a job for the Scarlet Pimpernel!”
I could make fun of the pitch Obama threw, but that’s too childish. Instead, I’m going to make fun of his ears.
McCain says he never considered himself a Maverick. Also says he never claimed to be a Senator or that his first name is John.
“Got to get off the phone; the show is coming back on.” My dad is never going to understand he can pause and rewind TV now.
I wonder if when Kiefer Sutherland learned that 24 is being canceled, if he just quickly shut off the phone and shouted, “Dammit!”
“Someone inside CTU must be tipping him off.” “How is that possible?” “You’re obviously new here.”
They should really make a 24 themed Kinkos like business called “Copy That!”
Obama needs to stick with what he’s good at. If he can find anything.
Random thought: Coach K looks mean. I bet he blends puppies. His players showed as much joy as I did when a Japanese destroyer sank my submarine in Silent Hunter.
Random thought: the NCAA was too obvious in their attempt at filming a re-production of Hoosiers.
No. He’ll shout, “It’s okay, IT WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME!”
Why do rappers’ stage names look like they were written by LOLcats?
Random Thought
-You can always spot evil because its using its last catastrophe to justify its next one.
-D-Bag^2 or dime bag douchebag = know it all statist pot smoking hippie
Regarding the Tea Party
-Basically an attempt to check Washington power while simultaneously retaking control of the Republican establishment.
-I would say the first signs of life from the populist revolt against Washington was when they rose up against Bush/Rove and the Republican House and Senate push for amnesty. A lot of those “R” lost their job the in 2006 sweep. This groups other primary complaints against Bush were:
-Gas prices out of control
(even though years earlier he had tried to expand drilling but was blocked by Dems filibuster)
-Out of control housing market
(even though years earlier he tried to reform Fannie and Freddie and was blocked by Dems)
-Nearly losing Iraq
(Bush was never forgiven for nearly losing in Iraq even after the successful surge/new strategy)
What exactly is a Scarlet Pimpernel? Is he some kind of French batman? I thought Aquaman was the French batman?
After the messy collision last week in my mind by 2 random thoughts, I put in a dedicated random thought lane. I’m feeling much better now!
So how many hapless dudes are trapped with the 4 women on the Space Station? What are the chances one of the dudes steers the Space Station into a fiery re-entry just to shut those @#$%&*@! women up? “Arrrrrgh! Will you just shut up already? I’m gonna drive this thing into Montana if you don’t shut up!”
See, the random thought lane works very well.
Scarlet Pumpernickel? They must use a lot of food coloring.
shiggz says: “You can always spot evil because it’s using it’s last catastophe to justify it’s next one.”
Rahm Emanuel agrees,”You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.”
Hegelian Dialectic explains it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aabx26vRJsI&feature=related
So O-bah-muhh says he’s a ‘Southside Kid’, but couldn’t name a favorite White Sox player. Just call him ‘Clueless Joe Jackson’.
“We currently have the most women ever in space at once (four), in case you were wondering why the earth seemed so quiet.”
Put four guys together in a room, and they end up drinking beer together. Put four women in a room together and…umm…it must not be pretty up there.
FTW lolcat
Honerable mention: Clueless Joe Jackson
Of couese, it’s still early.
If you are bored you could read a guy that was decades ahead of Jonah Goldberg.
http://dissectleft.blogspot.com/
“You’re obviously new here.”
LOL.
Based on historical evidence, the very first place CTU should ever start looking for bad guys is at CTU. They sport an outstanding terrorist to civilian ration.
I do!
The Scarlet Pimpernel hated the French:
They seek him here,
They seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
Is he in hell?
That damed elusive Pimpernel.
In fact, the Pimpernel makes the Frenchies appear both evil and inept at the same time. The 1934 version of The Scarlet Pimpernel, with Merle Oberon and Leslie Howard, is priceless. Rent it if you can.
This is actually truer to form than you might think.
It is very maverick to claim that you are not maverick, even though you used to say that you are a maverick.
Ooops @13: “damed” should be “damned”
Thiss lookss like a job for the SScarlet Pumpernickle!
Want a window into our future as a European “Your-a-peon” style social democracy led by left wingers?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1263967/Soaring-petrol-prices-forcing-families-slash-car-use.html
6 British pounds = 9.10$
Cost at pump:
50 liters/60 pounds = 13 gallons/91$
Oil is now at 85$ per barrel its high before the housing crash was 150$
Everything that we did that caused the 150$ barrel we have only done worse sense then.
-irrational environmental restrictions
-no push for new domestic drilling
-no good MPG limitations on residential vehicles
-dollar weakened by debt
-middle east instability (Iran with a nuke will easily double or triple oil)
If you can move closer to work or farther out of a city I would as soon as possible because it is going to be rocky soon. We had almost 2 years since the 150$ warning alarm and everything we have done will only make it worse this time.
President Obama opens baseball season
with a pitch that was high and way left.
He doesn’t REALLY throw that badly, he was promoting
his first autobiography “High and Way Left” , now out in paperback.