Random Thoughts

No big opinion on Obama’s space plans. Just haven’t heard anything about it that will shift us out of neutral. A space plan for twenty years in the future is just speculative fiction. No way we’ll stick to today’s plan that long.

Does the Constitution protect our right to fire, because I like fire and I’m always afraid the government is going to take it away.

Will the next president be Jeb Bush since every other president is supposed to be named Bush? At least that’s how we’ve done things for 29 years.

Ow! I hurt myself with fire! Why does the government not make it illegal?!

Islam means hugs.

Tax day: The one day I miss living in Florida (no income tax). Man, state tax is not a small thing. Hopefully my ID tax will help potatoes. Actually, I hope my tax money goes to BSU coach Peterson’s salary. We lose him, I’ll be angry!

Part of the joy of earning money should be having plenty to help other people. And being able to afford an iPad.

Remember what Jesus said: “Come on, dude; don’t be so stingy.” I paraphrase.

Racist! The only reason you call Barack Obama African American is because he’s black!

I guess I could just look at my taxes as how much money I pay for my right to complain. I think I got my money’s worth.

19 Comments

  1. Hopefully my ID tax will help potatoes.

    It is an outrage that your tax money is going into the pockets of Big Potato fatcats! The Big Potato lobby has been plundering the natural potato resources of Idaho for too long. The potato mines of Idaho belong to the people!

  2. DamnCat, Idaho is being eclipsed in the potato mining department by the Soviet State of Washington. But it’s just a matter of time before we have potato mining accidents: explosions, cave-ins, methane poisoning (we don’t use canaries).

  3. Jimmy, I am glad that the people of Washington refuse to exploit innocent canaries for potato production. The good people at World Association of Canary Opression Freedom Fighters (WACOFF) have worked long and hard to beat back this sort of abuse where ever it threatens to raise it’s ugly head.

  4. Jeb Bush was a good governor here in FLA, and he said he had no interest in seeking higher office. Yeah. Right.

    But even if he does run I don’t know if the country is ready for a third Bush as President. Then again, after Obama gets through wrecking the country, I’m sure roadkill is gonna look good.

  5. -Reasonable men are fine in the unlikely event you are facing reasonable foes.

    -The reason a lot of true progressives opposed the health care bill was because they want to sell their sovereign soul to government not to blue cross blue shield of Oklahoma.

    -Don’t kid yourself the left and right has plenty of will be fascist once they get enough power. The Constitution much like the fence at a zoo is sometimes for keeping the people away from the animals and other times the animals away from the people.

  6. I feel like the welfare state bargain is: “Here have a thousand dollars”… the catch is they now have your young child on the hook for another 50k lifetime dollars… and those add up.

    Kiss your children goodnight because they are already indebted between city, county, state, and fed existing debt and future entitlements personally to at least 2-3 million dollars. That is assuming the government doesn’t keep on spending and adding new entitlements. So you should probably double that number every 15 years they are alive for.

  7. Indeed, DamnCat, we in the Soviet State of Washington stand behind WACOFF in its ongoing fight to stamp-out canary abuse. Our workers are equipped with the best proletariat-manufactured equipment in the world for mining potatoes safely. We routinely sniff our potatoes for excess methane and poke the ground continuously with non-ferrous poker sticks for possible potato cave-ins. But it’s the sudden and unexpected subterranean potato explosions that present the highest risk to our dedicated workers. The temptation to use canaries in the mine is high, but we’re steadfastly resisting that evil, capitalist method. We Soviets thank for your support… Oh, coffee!

  8. Does the Constitution protect our right to fire, because I like fire and I’m always afraid the government is going to take it away.

    I know you were joking about this, but in parts of California it is illegal to to burn a fire through much of the year. They call them “No Burn Days” and there are more and more of them every year. I think they do it in Colorado too so don’t think they won’t try to do it in Idaho at some point!

  9. Islam means hugs.

    Wow. Thanks! I feel much better now. In fact, I think I’ll be feeling syrupy sweet all the day long!

    Better still, this means that I can forget everything I read about the Koran in _Sword_of_the_Prophet_ which was written by a Muslim scholar who converted to Christianity.

  10. Fire produces CO2, which contributes to Global Warming, not to mention the warming caused by the fire.
    If fire is made illegal, only criminals will have fire. I’m pretty sure O-bah-muhh will make fire illegal.
    Islam means some illiterate forgot the space between the ‘s’, and the ‘l’, and forgot the ‘e’ altogether. It should read,’Is lame’: a commentary on the Koran.
    Islam means thugs (FIFY).
    Jesus said “Ya mon, don’t be so stingy.” That would be the Rastafarian Paraphrase.
    Given the deficits we’re running up, your taxes give your children’s children’s children the right to complain.

  11. silaS marreD says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Does the Constitution protect our right to fire, because I like fire and I’m always afraid the government is going to take it away.

    I know you were joking about this, but in parts of California it is illegal to to burn a fire through much of the year. They call them “No Burn Days” and there are more and more of them every year. I think they do it in Colorado too so don’t think they won’t try to do it in Idaho at some point!

    And here I was thinking Frank was being just plain silly. What a buzzkill. Lefties prevent the culling of forests and clearing of underbrush. We have more forest fires. Solution: outlaw fires

  12. Prometheus gave fire to mankind, and was chained to a rock (with optional liver-eating-eagle attachment) as punishment. Free Prometheus!!!
    But without fire, how will the libtards light up their marijuana and crack?
    Solar powered bongs?

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