For those worried the Captain America in the new movie is going to be some flag-waver, have no fear! It’s going to be set during WWII, and the last thing we want is some American fighting Nazis while being all patriotic about it.
Part of this change, of course, is that Hollywood is full of liberal douches (who, in a better world, we would deport to make room for more illegal Mexicans), but part of it is also for international sales where American patriotism is thought to be bad. But in the rest of the world are they going to like that by fighting Nazis Captain America will be helping Jews? Maybe to really appeal to the rest of the world, Captain America can get a message from the future making his main mission to stop the creation of Israel.
It’s like the people who used to be the villains in movies that existed only to be blown up and shot are now the audience Hollywood is trying to appeal to. Poor Captain America. Maybe Hollywood can do the merciful thing and kill him again.
Part of this change, of course, is that Hollywood is full of liberal douches…
How can you improve on that statement.
Capt. America will be a flag-waiver instead of a flag-waver.
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It could be worse…Capt. America could be reduced to fighting zombies as Brad Pitt is going to do in World War Z.
Mel Gibson already has this story in pre-production.
If we traded any daily kos poster for a S. American who wants a job America would be a much better place. We can call it the”
“Juan in tard out” program.
And the koss poo flinger would be much happier in his glorious no carbon footprint hut, in his non white diverse village, all under a communist tyrants. Everything they are trying to make now already exists. Lets give the American dream to someone who wants it and the S.American dream/nightmare to those who crave it so foolishly.
LOL!! I quote Frank and the comment went to moderation!!
Or, Captain America can be a Liberal Nazi transvestite. I would imagine this version would appeal to all of the feel good Hollywood crowd.
When that movie premieres I’m going to stay home, garden in the morning, sleep in the afternoon (It will be summertime, afterall), and watch Sands of Iwo Jima in the evening. Before bedtime, I will toast America with a delicious glass of cold 2% milk and thank God I don’t live within 1000 miles of Hollywood.
Captain America , er, I mean Captain Planet will save the Earth from those evil nazis from Crawford, Texas, and those nasty corporatists from New York.
By God, what comes next, Popeye eating arugula?
So, Hollywood producers are the only force in the universe capable of gelding Capt. America? The last thing we’d want to do would be to challenge European notions regarding who won the war on the Eastern Front.
Correction: Western Front
He can still fight the evil Nazis because of their big bad carbon footprint.
@plentyobailouts: You know that even good things should be done in moderation…
Hollywood already turned G.I. Joe into Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity. This doesn’t surprise me. I’m still shocked Tony Stark said, “The liberal agenda bores me.”
The last good super-hero movie to come out of Hollywood was Team America: World Police. Who can forget this famous award winning song from that movie….America, f**k yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherf**king day, yeah! / America, f**k yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, ’cause now you have to answer to / America, f**k yeah! So lick my b*tt and suck on my b*lls! / America, f**k yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now?
Not only good things, Basil, but moderation ITSELF must be done in moderation, otherwise it would be immoderate.
Do the people behind this decision really think that the fans will “love” the changes to the character, much less tolerate them?
Why do they continue to even call him Captain America? Shouldn’t he be Captain UN or Captain Muslim to make the anti-American libs happy?
Take away the patriotism and you have this.
I think in the new movie, Steve Rodgers hangs with Reverend Wright,
takes a Super Community Organizer formula and becomes
Captain Destroy AmeriKKKa…
and Rev Wright suits up as the “Chicken A-Comin’ Home To Roost”.
Captain America and Captain Kick Ass can team up and like give speeches using teleprompters and then they can go golfing while all the bad guys rape, pillage and steal! That would be an awesome movie. Justin Bieber should play Captain America!
It is surprising to me that most of the comic superhero movies have done quite well, but Hollywood still thinks they don’t have an audience. Out of touch much?
Steve Rogers was a sickly young man who was given a formula that transformed him into a tall, blond haired, blue eyed, physically and genetically perfect superman and then sent out to crush and destroy Everything the Nazis stood for.
Huh?
You can have a character that’s proud to be an American, and proud of America without them being a “party politician”. The director’s idea that making him patriotic would make him a “righty” is an admission that leftists hate this country.
The USO idea is also stupid, as is their explanation of why. This really big …bomb, let’s call it an “A” bomb, was really expensive, let’s not use it. Doesn’t make sense, does it?