I’d think when you say “scientists” oppose something, you’d need names and details, but I’m not a journalist.
Or am I journalist? I don’t really know. I am clueless, so that’s evidence for.
I am a scientist. So when you quote me, don’t write “Frank says.” Write “scientists say.”
“Scientists say that future U.S. Military’s needs require dinosaurs with rocket launchers.”
Maybe we should change the game “Simon Says” to “Scientists Say.” Oops; shouldn’t have done that. Scientists didn’t say.
I think a gun is okay in church as long as you don’t worship it.
BREAKING: LeBron has announced he’s given up basketball because it’s stupid and taken up the sport of the future: curling.
That’s it. I’m putting LeBron up on the refrigerator so now no one gets him.
BREAKING: LeBron James accepts appointment to head CENTCOM.
I have to hand it to the NSA; I don’t think anyone could come up with a more ominous name for a program than “Perfect Citizen.”
So is there a pool going on how long it is until Obama gets attacked by a rabbit?
So at what point do we start changing our last names to ones more futuristic like “Jetson” and “Spacely”?
The internets almost convinced me the LeBron James thing was important even though I don’t watch basketball or know who he is.
Would have been nice if he came to Boise, though. I’d watch basketball if Boise had an NBA team.
Watching first season of Babylon 5. The main guy always sounds like he’s narrating a TV ad.
LeBron – Is he as good as that Magic Jordan player?
Obama is going to be attacked by a wabbit this weekend. This is all because the wascally wabbits don’t trust anybody named Elmer or Hussein.
Oh, no! That makes you a bandwagon fan. I hate all bandwagon fans. Now I have to wish destruction and 4-8 seasons upon the Boise State football team!
If a professional basketball team plays in an empty – due to overpriced tickets – arena and Marko is too busy relieving himself in a forest to know, will Marko care if someone tells him LeBron signed with the Heat? How does one sign with a weather phenomenon?
Has anyone checked on Harvey? No LOLz this week?
Wacist wabbit!
Definition of scientists: those who know more and more about less and less until they know everything there is about nothing.
Whoops. Definition of scientists: Those who know more and more about less and less until they know everything there is to know about nothing.
“I think a gun is OK in the church as long as you don’t worship it.” Am in agreement with this statement. Have a feeling we will all need one to take to church in order to protect our freedom to worship since God is becoming politically incorrect.
Good luck with that. At the rate they’ve been going, it’ll be about 2020 before the Boise St football team loses 8 games.
He must not play football or hockey because I have no Idea who this laBaron James is. Perhaps he plays that European kickball game that is so popular with the kids these days. I didn’t realize anyone paid to watch it though.
Actually, Obama will be attacked by a lemming sometime soon, if we are lucky, the other lemmings will get a clue and follow the first one, but thats hard to say, cause a large number of the lemmings will claim that the first lemming wasn’t really a lemming, and that it was just an ‘Aunt Sally’.
Hmmm, is the ass really the best symbol for the DNC…it is for the elites in it, but for the rest I think the lemming is the better symbol.
Well, it does come in handy later in his carrer when he fronts ads for Vorlonion Express…”Your Kosh has been stolen…what will you do, what will you do? Trust in Vorlonion Express, we’ll have a new one out to you in mere days.”
Isn’t the Lebron the new solar powered car from Obamamotors?
Frank, you are not a journalist. The last time we checked your nose was not up some liberal politician’s butt. You do have a nose for sniffing out fine political humor. And truth. And trackiing down some good old hippie face punching.
More and more “scientists say” has all the impact of “one out of four dentisst say”. Must come from the same place.
“Would have been nice if he came to Boise, though. I’d watch basketball if Boise had an NBA team.”
People here in Miami are generally freaking out that LeBron is coming to the Heat. Personally, I think it’s hard to find a dumber name for a sports team than “the Heat.” The Miami Heat? It’s like a team being called the Arizona Dry Heat. Or the Sahara Sand.
Me, I’m not a basketball fan and I’m not becoming one so I couldn’t care less. Well, maybe if somebody would pay me to care less, I think I’d find a way. In fact, there’s a lot of things I’d care less about if someone paid me, I’m open to any offers.
NFL training camps open this month. Woo-Hoo! Is that Vuvuzela Cup over yet?
It’s damn hard to hit a squirrel with a bottle rocket.
Frank, if you want people to take you serious as a scientist, you need to use scientific terms like “Centigrade” or “Celsius” when talking about temperature. Real scientists don’t use Farenheit. Neither do furiners, curse them! Centigrade / Celsius is more scientificky. I hear you can even loose your scientist card id you use Farenheit.
I’m an American so I use Farenheit. And if they want to take my scientist card, they can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Mister Loco, if the Kansas State Wildcats can go from Roadkill to 11-2 in a few short years, anything must be possible.
Death to Boise State!
I’ll take some of that pool action. I’m surprised that Obama hasn’t been attacked by a Rabbi already.
Damn Cat, wouldn’t that be a “cwacker wabbit”?
I dont know anything about this Lebron James in basketball terms but I know he was very very funny on SNL and I would forgive him anything this side of pulling a Vick because of his awesome 80’s workoutsketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFd9fr1xyM
Not if you tie it down first.
Are economists like scientists? Because before Obama, economists couldn’t agree on anything. Now, “All economists agree that…” The man builds consensus wherever he goes.
True and real story: Back in the Pleisticene era, years before the invention of the Taser, police in Vermont shot a man who had pulled a knife during a church service. Given that this was Vermont, hippies immediately spread the story that the knife was a penknife, and that therefore, the police were guilty.
So is Boise one of the other states that ignert one was talking about? What are the other six? Leemingville, your case, confusion, play, shock, awe, and whatyatalkinboutwillis?
Sgt Relic – in my opinion, it would be a cracker jack rabbit
Burma,
Good point. I hadn’t thought it through enough.
So is there a pool going on how long it is until Obama gets attacked by a rabbit?
I’m guessing that he’ll actually be attacked by a My Little Pony character.
I can’t wait for Frank to make a Random Quotes post that centers on nothing but Sarahs’ ever expanding belly.
No really. I can’t wait.
So I’ma gonna do a tiny one now.
With greater belly size comes greater concealment challenges. I’m thinking stage props.
Sometimes her belly looks at me. And not in that good Las Vegas way.
When her belly gets big enough I’m gonna climb inside and wear her like one of those fun inflatable sumo balls.
What are the odds of Obama being attacked on the golf course by a rabbi rabbit?
“What are the odds of Obama being attacked on the golf course by a rabbi rabbit?”
Given how often Obama plays golf, I’d say the odds are “tomorrow.”
I went on a journey a few times. Does that qualify me as a Journist?
We’re not anti-Semite or anything, but all of our cats are vaccinated against rabbis.
If he doesn’t play for my Iowa Hawkeyes or Minnesota Vikings I don’t care who he is! Yea, I know…we have an “NBA” team in town. The problem is that the WNBA team can probably beat them…
hooray B5! Best show evah.
BTW, i found your site through bing also.
Don’t get frustrated by the B5 main guy in Season 1. He’s made of wood, and they replace him with an actor in Season 2. B5 is one of the best shows ever – right up there with Firefly and Farscape.