Now even the White House is admitting that the Democrats could lose the House this November. But don’t worry; Obama has some new strategies to help the Democrats keep power this fall.
NEW STRATEGIES FOR OBAMA
* More whining.
* More blaming Bush.
* Break downing crying, saying, “Why does nobody like me?!”
* Blame more problems on that people can’t take that his middle name is “Hussein.”
* Maybe possibly consider doing something useful about the oil spill.
* Promise to put a bag over Pelosi’s head if they can keep the majority.
* Sue more states that show him up by actually doing something useful.
* Appoint the New Black Panthers as official poll security.
* Remind people that they should move forward and not backwards towards when everyone had more money.
* Continue to remind the American people how much smarter he thinks he is.
You just keep keepin’ on, Barry o.
Stay the course, Barry. Stay the course.
* Remind everyone hoe his mom and Tim Geithner’s dad worked for the Ford Foundation in S.E.Asia
* Do an Oval Office primetime telecast where he rips off his red and hyellow Obamamania t-shirt and screams “What ya gonn do when the O-man runs wild over you!”
* In the same broadcast remind Americans that they need to give more of thier jobs to Mexicans, Pakistanis, and Indians as a sign of believing in him.
* Plug the oil spill with his ego.
B+ = Barry plus Pelosi = epic “last days of Rome” fail
Barry cares about the democrat party? Umm…since when?
* run naked around the White House so the girlie men in the media fall back in love with him.
He’s got no choice but to go all out after Mel Gibson.
He could:
1.change parties to republican
2. screw up even worse
3. change parties back after the election
I know what you are thinking, “How could he possible pull off pretending to be a republican?”. It wouldn’t be that much different for him, he has had all that experience pretending to be a democrat.
* Start campaigning for Republicans
* Send Biden on a speaking tour
* Get a globe and find out where this USA country is he keeps hearing about
Make another shady, illegal, under the table deal with an organized crime figure to obtain a way below rate and refinance…
Huh? Ohhhh. The House of Representatives! I thought you meant his place in Chicago.
Obama could resign – that way it’s Biden who loses The House.
* Appoint more Czars !
* Appoint himself as Czar !
* Appoint Jimmy as Czar !
* Did I mention “Appoint more Czars !” ?
and the winner is,
* Flush his head down a toilet.
Go shopping at Cabela’s in Hamburg, Pennsylvania. Walk around all sections, pay close attention to guns and fishing supplies. “I love guns. Yes, indeed. Look at all of those beautiful guns. I love it when they make the bang bang sound. Look at all of those beautiful guns. Yes, indeed.”
More stuffing the ballot boxes with people who voted for freaken.
More ignoring the constitution and declaring the electin null and a victory for demoncraps.
More telling the U.S. to vote the way he wants or he will send michell to live with them.
More picture of pelousy next to republican names.
Have Michelle* contact skynet. They could fix the electronic voting machines, or send voters back from the future.
*(she is obviously a terminator)
*More golf!
Obama does not have the mental acumen to develop a strategy. Strategy requires a disciplined and analytical mind.
Well barry, you just may lose the house. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. And sometimes bad things happen to despicable a$$holes who absolutely deserve it.
coldguy sez:
* Start campaigning for Republicans
I think he already is!!!
Who needs a strategy when you’re going to fall back on voter fraud anyway. Dead people, felons, and non-existent absentees aren’t big on strategy.
“In short, liberalism is never morally wrong, and so when liberals are morally flawed, it’s because they’re really conservatives!”
– Jonah Goldberg, Liberal Fascism
(Liberal) History will show that Obama was the worst ‘conservative’ president in history.
So it’ll be a conservative that lost the house – problem solved.
Promise to put Pelosi’s giant gavel where the Sun don’t shine… BIG END FIRST!