So Lisa Murkalucky… Murkooney… Moocowski — something like that — is going to do a write in campaign in Alaska. In the Republican primary, everyone was like, “Go away!” because she was a useless, entitled Senator who was handed the seat by her daddy and it was pretty obvious they could do a lot better, but she’s convinced there’s a large group of people out there who love entitlement and nepotism and know how to spell her name and would just miss her weird weasel face too much. I do not think these people exist. It’s hard to imagine anyone supporting her who isn’t either a blood relative or gets a paycheck from her. Then again, Charlie Crist who has no more principles than that he likes to be elected is getting 30% in some polls. That’s not nearly enough to win, but it’s like who are these people who would vote for this orange sociopath? The media really needs to track down these people and have them explain themselves about why they would vote for the absolute worst example of a politician — everything everyone hates about politicians on full display. Those people scare me, and it’s hard to think they walk among us.
So maybe Lisa Morkuckle will get a few votes, but I hope the people who vote for her feel so much shame they eventually leave society to become monks. Maybe the Buddhist ones that do kung fu.
People who vote for Lisa Murkowski:
* Writers of The Event.
* The Beatles.
* Lady Gaga.
* Mike Castle.
* Mike Castle supporters.
* Snow crabs.
I’d prefer if they became the type of monks that light themselves on fire and remove themselves from the gene pool.
These nitwits spend their careers honing their ability to get around silly regulations and that pesky Constitution, so it should come as no surprise that when they lose an election, they grasp at any crap available. Think of it from their perspective. They’ve never done useful work. They don’t know how to do work, nor are they even qualified to do it. Now, consider the panic that sets in when faced with that likelihood.
Moscowski? Can she see Rooshia from her house???
So suppose she gets people to vote for her via write in.
Does she get the vote for Morkoski?
How about for Murkowki?
Do you have to spell her name right for her to get the vote and if not, how far wrong can you go?
Does she get “Miller”?
Who is a bigger weasel: Crist or ManCOWFACEski?
On the one hand, Crist promised over and over that he was a republican. On the other hand, COWFACE just shocked everyone with her, “I’m a Princess and I deserve to be a Senator” routine.
I’m going with the Mancow, cause of the neopotisim history, but it’s a razor thin decision.
Well, the television audience of shows like the Jersey Shore and Survivor have to vote for someone.
Welfare broodmares for Moocowski !! Keep Animal Farm alive.
Lisa Macacaowksi can’t get any votes. How can Alaska give us her and Sarah Palin? In-breeding is the only answer!
Charlie Crist is an upstanding member of the orange community. You are prejudiced against orange people. RAAAAAAAAACIST!!!1!!
she’ll try to run again against mark begich in a couple years after she looses this one. either that or Governor.
Goes to show that politicians have no other job skills and when they lose there jobs they start to freak out and wonder what they’ll do to make ends meet. The irony of their policies causeing unemployment which makes people mad and leads to them being fired is pretty funny.
Only half of people vote so in a 2 party system winning needs only 25% of the population and in a three party system you need only 17%.
Currently 1/3 of the population votes itself money from the other 2/3 and can control government over the 2/3 population.
If their was a true conservative party and could bring in nearly all conservative democrats. The left would be run off into the ocean.
American slaves may rise up again.
Up here in Alaska a lot of Democrats are pushing Lisa to run. They are telling her what a good job she has done and that she should run as a write-in candidate and that they are backing her. She has pretty much gone for it hook line and sinker. But I got a feeling that on election day these same Dems are going to have as much trouble spelling her name as you had and are just going to vote for Scott McAdams the Democrat canditate.
You know, this election has really shone a light on HOW MANY FRIGGIN RINOS WE STILL HAVE IN THE GOP.
The dirt, it won’t come off!
#3 – Burmashave, Like this?
Luke 16:3
The manager said to himself, “What shall I do now? My master is taking away my job. I’m not strong enough to dig, and I’m ashamed to beg -“
@4of7: Yup, even though the master was firing the manager, the manager earned himself the gratitude of those in debt to the master. We might call this the first instance of the golden parachute, something with which politicians are now intimately familiar.
Yup.