HIGH PRAISE for the last riddle goes to Me. No, not me, Me. I mean, the commenter who first put the answer down was Me. But not me me. The guy’s name is Me… but not my name.

Whatever.

Anyway, here is a new riddle. I think it’s an easy one. But what would I know; I don’t solve ’em, I just make ’em.

I’m always up partying
When I should be lying down.
People don’t like that,
Yet almost all join in.
Still, I only care about those who are different,
And will seek them out while there is a thought left in my head.

The first person to put the correct answer in the comments wins… hmm… what do I have as a prize…

Oh yeah!

HIGH PRAISE!

Come get that praise your parents never gave you!

So has the recent election taught liberals anything? No, not really. They’re still crazy angry, and everything that made votes angry they still want more of. Basically, they think Obama’s problem was that he didn’t punch America in the groin hard enough, and if he just does it harder and more relentlessly, they’ll totally love it.

The question always is how to appease these guys without actually do anything policy-wise they want. What’s useful for that is they’re actually pretty petty. The left act like they care about things like universal health care, but they’ll never get as animated about that as trashing Bristol Palin’s latest performance an Dancing with the Stars. They’re just angry people and there isn’t much rhyme or reason to them. So maybe Democrats can appease the left by finding something petty to do that most people wouldn’t care about. Like try to get Sarah Palin’s show on TLC moved so it’s only on at late night. Or an official, non-binding resolution making fun of Glenn Beck’s hair. Remember, these are the people who want every congressman to be like Alan Grayson; mindless anger that accomplishes nothing is what they crave the most. Just need to find a way to let that out that doesn’t absolutely disgust normal Americans.

Alternatively, they can just be locked in their basement without an internet connection until election day.

Newt Gingrich says Obama should take some time off to think, but I’m not sure if Obama has a brain that is good for thinking. If we put Obama in the corner, what would go through his head?

THINGS OBAMA MIGHT THINK ABOUT

* Typical white people.

* How to figure out if his head will fit in a bucket.

* Try to to imagine where all the money he’s been crazy spending might have ended up.

* How people would appreciate him much better if he were only president of Europe.

* The mechanics of a proper bow.

* All the jobs and unicorns he’s saved and created.

* Things other than religion and guns that people could be bitterly clinging to that would cause them to not appreciate his awesomeness.

* Eating waffles.

* Remembering the names of all fifty-seven states.

* How worried he is that people will find out how disorganized his community was.

* He’ll imagine a teleprompter and read thoughts off of it.

What do you think Obama will think about?