What Does 4G IMAO Mean for Me?

So far, the response to me announcing that IMAO is now 4G has been awesome. Often, I’m hearing this, “Wow! Am I excited about the new 4G IMAO! I can hardly think of all the possibilities! Still, I’m a bit curious on exactly what this means for me.”

Well, I’ll tell you what it means. It means IMAO is more advanced and more infused with… advancedness. So you should be excited. Thrilled even. Maybe a little aroused.

It also means a minor price adjustment, as you will see a slight doubling of the cost of IMAO on your next monthly bill. But remember, in exchange you’ll be getting three times* the performance out of IMAO.

4G IMAO. It’s the way of the future. But here now. And at IMAO.

* 2.73 times rounded up.

21 Comments

  1. So I’m suppose to have a boner because IMAO is 4G? Waiting…crickets chirping…still waiting…

    Now if IMAO could use it’s 4G to start some smotin’ of those in need of smotin’ like Tom Brokaw and Barney Frank, that would give me a chubbie!

  2. Oh, great, Frank. Here I am trying to cut back to simple service and you’re going 4G on me with super-duper, turbo-boosted awesomeness with extra excitedness and even arousal!! (Who the hell is supplying the arousal?? Rachel Lucas? Mary Katherine Ham? Michelle Malkin? I mean, come on!!)

    I just want a simple phone with no camera, no Internet browsing, no email, no games…. None of that crap. IMW’s, funny articles and Harvey’s Newsish Fakery would be nice on my phone, however. Oh, and Basil. Whatever happened to that Socrates fella? He used to make me laugh, too.

  3. A slight doubling? What does that even mean? And how is that any different than a massive doubling?
    In spite of the confusion, I believe a tingle just went up my leg. Either that, or a cockroach.

  4. Carolyn says:

    So using CBO numbers, if we double the cost of IMAO now not only will it cover the cost of 4G awesomeness, it will creat 1.4 million jobs. Sweet.

    Also: Free healthcare for all. Yay!

  5. Wow, this is pretty awesome! I can submit a post, and everyone can ignore it 3 times faster! Ok, 2.73 times, rounded up to 3, but still pretty damn amazing.

    I may have to get a new computer to take advantage of all the features of 4G, though.

  6. Why this excitement over iPhones like it’s Playstation 4 etc? It’s a phuckin fone. And no, they won’t replace PCs for another 20 years so who gives a sh*t. And 3D TVs make people puke and have super happy lucky fun epileptic fits. Grand Mal, baby! Yummers!

    I seriously think we’ve hit the bell curve of invention.

  7. How will IMAO being in 4G effect our official IMAO sponsored woolly mammoth hunts? Does being in 4G mean we can hold the mammoth rib up to an internet tube displaying IMAO, and it will cook said rib, or do we need 5G for that.

    Also, how does this effect our long term programs of either nuking the moon, or putting rockets on dinosaurs?

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