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The left became sure they hated Boehner when he became Speaker. Have they figured out a why yet?

I just realized that as a salaried employee, I don’t get paid anymore on a leap year despite the extra day’s work. It’s a scam!

The easiest way to get people to repeat something with supreme religious certainty is to put the words “scientists say” after it.

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  1. *Feministas and beta males feel threatened by all Boehners.

    *What a healthy free market society needs is a way to purge the “cheaters” who sneak into bed with government.

    *No system that cushions its ruling class from the results of their decisions will ever truly advance.

    *When are we going to be able to run cars on something more tree and environmentally friendly like the blood of white babies?

    *People care little to question propaganda until it targets themselves.

    *Obama has convinced more people to not trust democrats and big government then Reagen ever did.

    *About pron…. why not become a doctor and get paid for it?

  2. The left became sure they hated Boehner when he became Speaker. Have they figured out a why yet?

    He’s white?

    Scientists say the easiest way to get people to repeat something with supreme religious certainty is to put the words “scientists say” after it.

  3. I just realized that as a salaried employee, I don’t get paid anymore on a leap year despite the extra day’s work. It’s a scam!

    You actually get paid for extra days in February since there are fewer of them, even on a leap year. I calculated this fact with Science! Please do not burn me at the stake.

  4. Scientists! say that the left is smart so you must believe everything they say because it is good for you and we know what is best for you more than you do ……… I just can’t type anymore. My sarcasm meter just went red!

  5. This is the first year both my brother and I are full time salaried employees, so we spent last night comparing how much money the government steals from us in a given year. With the ammount of money I’m making, federal and state taxes are not an outrageously large percentage. What I get pissed about is social security and medicare/medicaid – there’s several thousand dollars a year that get’s taken for absolutely no benefit to me in government services.

    I didn’t think about how leap years affect the level of confiscatory taxation.

  6. Scientists say, “Science! tells us that the anal sphincter is an exit point of fecal matter.”
    Scientists say, “A Male/Male or Female/Female union will never result in a natural childbirth.”
    Scientists say, “John Boehner’s tan IS darker than O-bah-muhh’s.”
    Scientists say, “John Boehner’s Tears Cure Cancer!”
    Scientists say, “The foreskin cut away during circumcision can be used byCosmetic Companies to make facial creams and collagens.” TRUE STORY
    Black Muslim Scientists say, ” The blood of white babies cures Global Warming.”

  7. “The left became sure they hated Boehner when he became Speaker. Have they figured out a why yet?”

    You mean, the same way they suddenly hated their golden boy, conservative-hating, illegal immigrant-loving Juan McCain, as soon as he began to run against “The One”?

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