Jim Treacher is finally getting some vacation time unrelated to knee surgery, so he asked me to sub for him (which is a bad idea because I’m much funnier). So here’s a post over at the DC Trawler on teachers’ unions.
Jim Treacher is finally getting some vacation time unrelated to knee surgery, so he asked me to sub for him (which is a bad idea because I’m much funnier). So here’s a post over at the DC Trawler on teachers’ unions.
You nailed that one Frank. Back in the Dim Ages when I was a teacher, I had one of those union wannabe slackers ask me why I worked so hard. He/She/It pointed out that we made the same amount of money but they did much less work. As I moved out of the Dim Ages I heard the same thing from many of my fellow teachers. Then I saw the ditch and knew it was time to get out before I was found dead in the ditch. I saw the light. i saw the light…
“Instead of being organized against evil businesses and their harsh demands, they’re organized against you, the taxpayer, and your harsh demands that teachers not get paid so much if they suck.”
And they would like to insert the word “evil” in front of the word “taxpayer.” After all, many of taxpayers are evil Republicans, especially in Wisconsin.
I, MarkoMancuso, designated Glorious Chairman for Life of the Brotherhood of Bacon-Eating Bastards have a statement on this matter.
It is accepted that humans are only tasty if your name rhymes with Reffrey Bahmer. Moreover, in the opinion of the Brotherhood, human bacon is vastly inferior to real pig bacon. Therefore, we cannot condone the murder of humans because we cannot make superior salted meat products (SSMPs) from their bodies. Also, God (Jehovah, not the crazy bacon-hating moon god Ghadaffi worships) told us not to kill humans. Who are we to argue with He who created the great pig?
With all of the above mentioned, the Brotherhood of Bacon-Eating Bastards therefore hereby officially denounces all teacher unions and all members of teacher unions. The teacher unions do not even process what they kill for human or animal consumption! That fact is simply outrageous and we will bring them to justice for their crimes against eating!
I’ve never enjoyed Jim’s Fish & Chips fast food joints, I’m not big on fish.
Actually, there’s precedent of a professor raping his student (in Michigan, I believe) and he’s still getting paid but has not been fired. You can’t make this stuff up. Bless the unions’ hearts.
Meritocracy? Never heard of it. Please don’t set me an my family on Fire, Unions.
Basically, [the teachers’ unions] want there to be only two options for your kids: Stupid or dead.
One of your best lines ever, Frank.
But just think of it. The Wisconsin teachers called in sick the week before last, and maybe last week, too. This week, Jim Treacher takes a week off. The difference between teacher and Treacher is only one letter (and a capitalization, I suppose). Coincidence? I think not.
Hey Frank, another superb guest post. If I need someone to fill in at my blog, will you be up to handling it?
Is a hullabaloo related to a kerfuffle? I know that baloo was the bear, in ‘The Jungle Book’, was Hulla his first name?
There is a reason for the Union phrase, “Don’t kill the Job, kill the Good Teachers.”
Actually, I think Unions have these Pods, and Good Teachers are brought on ‘a field trip’, and return a Union Pod Person.
The Public Unions are like the Borg, “You will be ASSimilated. Resistance is Futile.”
‘It’s kind of a Racket.’ Kind of???? The Mob is jealous of the shakedown Public Unions put on the Taxpayers.
Also, don’t allow the Public Schools to count your kids. They get money based on the number of children in their District.
Live Free Or Die: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils, Public Schooling Your Children Is.
@Carolyn
In agreement with what you said, I believe in New York there are a fair amt of pervert teachers sitting in corner rooms because the principal/dean won’t let them near the students and the unions wont let them be fired. One of them is suppsed to run a stock investment bus. using the schools wifi and stuff.
The Heritage foundation had an article on just how hard it is to fire a public union employee, no matter how incompetent/malicious/predatory, etc. Read it here