It’s official: Now entering the presidential race…
As if all the coverage of Trump hasn’t made the Republican presidential race asinine enough, now comes Ron Paul with all his nutty, obtuse followers. SkyNet was supposed to have become self-aware a week ago, but I’m going to guess that Ronulans still haven’t reached that point. They’re going to soon be all over here, asking, “Why haven’t you come to accept the fact that Ron Paul is Thomas Jefferson’s second coming? Did the Jews get to you?”
Still, I’ve noticed that Ron Paul doesn’t seem as nutty anymore. And it’s not anything that’s changed with him or the crazies he attracts, it’s that Obama has just gotten so over the top awful. Like before, I would have voted for Obama over Ron Paul because it’s just too much to be a part of the racists, anti-Semites, and truthers he attracts, but I don’t think that’s true anymore. Obama is so incompetent, I’d much rather have a nut who’s too divorced from reality to get anything done because at least he probably won’t spend very much. So there’s that for Ron Paul. That leads to a nice new slogan for Ron Paul:
RON PAUL!: Now the lesser evil.
Of course, discussing who I might vote for between Obama and Ron Paul, I might as well add who’d I vote for between Obama and bearded Spock since it’s never going to happen (I’d vote for bearded Spock; he seemed the most level-headed of the mirror universe). Still, Ron Paul and Trump can duke it out in the primary for chief GOP crazy guy.
So what do you all think of Ron Paul and his supporters? Remember not to make fun of him, because “first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win”… and we don’t want Ron Paul to win. Well, I guess that means don’t attack him and his followers; as long as we just stay in the laughing at them phase and never move on, we’ll be good.
Well, Frank, I remember this one debate in 2008 and Ron Paul was doing okay until foreign policy issues came up. His voice then pitched up one octave and he started screeching and whining and making a fool of himself. I remember thinking: THAT’S who Ron Paul actually is, down deep: a screeching complainer. Big turn-off.
His son, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to suffer the same malady / misbehavior.
In the case of the Ron Paul nuts, I think theirs goes, “first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then you troll websites and scream ‘RON PAUL’ a lot and blame the Jooos or Booosh and the aliens and the people that killed Kennedy and blew up the towers… RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL!!!11!!!! Aaarrrrgghhhh (gurgle)”
Maybe that’s just the coherent ones, though.
Remember Britt Hume’s awesome assist when Paul was making a child of himself during the debates? Good time, good times…
Ron Paul supporters. Is that like a jock strap or something?
ussjimmycarter:
Yeah, sort of. Only in his case, it’s the nuts that do the supporting.
Nice site.. LOL
Did someone say Anonymous sucks c*** here on this site? 😉
You neo-cons are endangered species… dinosaurs.
We have 3 times as many people, 3 times as much funding, and we are 3 times as pissed off and motivated as 2008.
And while you were bitching about Obama’s birth certificate and watching Sarah Palin’s reality show….
We have been building networks, making propaganda, and planning events in the future.
And you haven’t seen shit…..
Imagine 08 cycle to the 10th power.
See you mentally handicapped neo-cons around.
You kooky crazy as bat shit anti-semites… Laff.
Not going to work this time fellas. Go tell your commander the gig is up.
lol. how many hits does this website get? how the f*** did google allow this to come up in my search.
get real clowns go vote for war mongering geroge w….obama? wait im sorry they all are the same anymore i cant differentiate. lol clown babies
Stop voting for the lesser evil:
Chthulu/Satan 2012!
obviously a troll site…
a moderated troll site, at that…
your site blows and gets traffic from douchey establishment sycophants like yourself…eat a dick frank j…
i see all the anti-paul statements posted…i see it’s about group think on this crappy site…i guess youre for unending wars and giant, leviathan-style govt…awesome…youre so intellectually superior…
moderate my comments you f***in coward…
Auuug, dang, I have to admit to liking Ron Paul more than either mitt for brains romney, gnewt, or any other rino.
Attention gop if you stick us with another mccain, we will have a totally incompetent marxist for a second term.
Trump is the gop’s hillary: Useless, and therefor comic relief.
I do not trust most establishment candidates, but, I could almost find myself supporting whoever as long as we can oust Sasquatch and her husband and his commie band of morons.
Ron Paul is kooky…cuz everyone says so…
you just sittin there moderating comments? how much is directed at you and how mind-numbingly boring and played out the whole “ron paul is crazy” thing is…seriously pull our head outta your ass…
Zombie Reagan (TM Stoaty Weasel) is looking more and more attractive. Conservatism . . . Optimism . . . Braaaiiinnnsss!
And yet the rest of the Republican candidates make Ron Paul look sane, real and almost normal
I swear you couldn’t train monkeys to be half as reliably predictable as Ron Paul supporters. Bravo, Frank!
Spec, you left off a K
Wow, Ron Paul obviously has the pencil neck support.
I think Mr Paul must henceforth be referred to as “He who must not be named”.
Apparently just typing the name brings the orks upon your site.
Dear Lord, Frank has pulled the pin on the Paul Trollgrenade. The ronulans are his worst enemy. They talk like Paul is their savior, in the same as a follower of Moon, Herballife, or Obama.
I don’t know, Frank, these Paulnut guys sound like Daily Koz Kidz! You must be doing something right!
There is only one TRUE Nut and his name is Paul! Paulahu Akbar!
How much u gettin paid for this site, cuz NOBODY is really stupid enuf to believe this propoganda.
Well , not anyone that matters anyway.
“They’re here!!”
Ron Paul supporters… “but it’s the nuts that do the supporting.” Heh, Basil.
Correction. Not having any of their own, they like to play with other people’s balls.
I’ll take Alan West, thank you. A libertarian at home, a warrior abroad. Ron Paul can’t touch him.
Wait a sec.
Let me try this out.
RON PAUL!!!!111!!!eleven!!
Nah, he’s still bat-shit crazy on too many things.
I do like the ronulans ability to aptly summarize a site as “groupthink GOP-bots.” Why, just a few posts below this is a summary knockdown of pretty much every GOP potential as either a RINO or a wacko.
Bravo, ronulans. You are some bangup researchers.
lol. how many hits does this website get? how the f*** did google allow this to come up in my search.
And Ron Paulnuts are totally not obsessive, searching his name all day to come and comment on this obvious troll site.
I love it when FrnakJ says, “I’m trolling Paulnuts, let’s point and laugh” and they still show up.
I will say one thing FrnakJ, you really shouldn’t be recycling Ron Paul trolling threads right after defending yourself over that comment about how you recycle jokes.
ANSWER: Ron Paul, used kitty litter, wet gravel, hot sand, an ice cube, maggot infested meat, underwear with holes worn in it, bird droppings, Elmer Fudd, syphilis…
QUESTION: What are some of the things that I’d vote for over Obama?
Jeez, all you gotta say is RON PAUL and a boatload of whackjobs show up. I see they allow the inmates at The Ron Paul Mental Midget Hospital and Treatment Center access to the internets…
Think they’re mad now?
Wait til they hear all the XL “Nuke the Moon” t-shirts are gone.
You know how to tell when propagandists are really afraid?
When they resort to attack-threads, instead of addressing issues.
Same as always, not gonna change.
For more politics as usual, just turn on the TV.
I really would be impressed if this thread to go over 100 comments. Come on donaldickeatertrump and LaughingAtYou. Get with the program!
“We have been building networks, making propaganda, and planning events in the future.”
Impressive. “Making propaganda.”
Wait. Lemme guess. On Twitter.
“SkyNet was supposed to have become self-aware a week ago, but I’m going to guess that Ronulans still haven’t reached that point. They’re going to soon be all over here, asking, “Why haven’t you come to accept the fact that Ron Paul is Thomas Jefferson’s second coming? Did the Jews get to you?”
Success!! When you troll for carp, you get the sucker fish.
Ahem
oh yeah, almost forgot
RON PAUL !!11!!1!1111
Is that why you ronulans always sound like frothing, colicky badgers when you come crawling around? Makes sense.
^ TY for proving my point ^
You know how to tell when propagandists are really afraid?
When they resort to attack-threads, instead of addressing issues.
Same as always, not gonna change.
For more politics as usual, just turn on the TV.
I guess Frank was bored and decided “I know how to fill an afternoon !!! Mention Ron Paul and I can spend the afternoon moderating comments.”
You gotta be nuts and an Amway type to spend all of your time living in mom’s basement and searching Google for any mention of My Precious, I mean Ron Paul.
@one of the trolls “We have been building networks, making propaganda, and planning events in the future.”
This sound like an osamaist to me. That what the scum in the white house does is make propaganda. Perhaps you should look in the dictionary for the meaning of the term “propaganda” hmm?
Remember trolls: Only you can prevent forest fires, osamas second term, and people pointing at you and laughing.
Well two of three isn’t bad.
Dang, I feel like a troll being moderated and all.
Oh damn, I’m missing trolls.
Hey donald…saying the same things over and over doesn’t make them true. Watch: Ron Paul is psychotic! Ron Paul is psychotic! Ron Paul is psychotic! Ron Paul is psychotic.
Well okay, maybe that was a bad example because it’s true.
All good things in moderation, PoB. Take, for example, the lemming-like surge of ronulans. Only four so far (well, four names, maybe just one person), a very moderate number. It wouldn’t be very good if LOTS of them showed up suddenly, like eight or even ten. I’m not even sure there are that many in existence, but better to err on the side of caution. The last thing we want is more.
Allow me to change the poem I used in 2008:
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Congrats Frank! You have finally made it to the big leagues! The douchbag left has discovered your blog and is attempting to hurl insults at you. And yes, we are dinosaurs… with rocketlaunchers
Man, Ron Paul supporters are sure livin’ the life. Spending all day sitting in “their room” searching Google for comments about Ron Paul. Then, a quick break when Mom calls you for dinner, and then back on the Internet to “Troll For Ron.” Wow, what a weird existence.
Three squares, a bed and the Internet, SOB. Oh, and Mom. With those, their intellects can WIN!
WOW, that was fun. Thanks, Frank!!! Here in Texas we sometimes poke a stick at a fire ant mound just to watch that red plume of squirming angry lava boil up out of the ground, swarm around biting things for a while, and disappear back into their hole. Gotta say this was way better.
Rand Paul seems squared away, Marko. But he’s got some legislatin’ to do first.
Hmmm… Apparently ronulans come in two sizes, the repeater and the trying to sound sane but failing.
I noticed that if you wait two or three posts, they repeat themselves or just go ape.
Let me test my hypothesis.
George Bush was one of the great thinkers of the 21st century and a great wartime president. Ron Paul!!11!!!1 could no sooner fill his shoes than he could fill a glass of water for that one in the white house now.
Now when the trolls arrive, we will sell them a bridge and some beads.
It’s been over an hour without a ronulan hissy fit. It must be nappy time
Like it or not, Ron Paul is the only candidate for president that stands for the cleanup of our monetary system, putting a stop to illegal foreign wars, and a return to liberty and freedom.
I didn’t consider Ron Paul as a viable candidate in ’08, but I have since taken a hard look at his ideas and I like damn near everything he stands for. Don;t listen to the lefty media and If I read Frank J is calling Ron a nut again, I’m going to drop IMAO from my daily read list so there. Neah.
They may just be piled up in the moderation bin while Frank tries to work. I’m guessing they’ll be posting again at some point.
So, tell me again how a war is illegal? I’m all confused because I’ve actually read the Constitution and know that Congress can authorize war and that the president is commander-in-chief. Maybe some RON PAUL!!!1!!!ELEVENTY!!!!! nut bag can explain that whole “illegal war” meme in sensible terms.
Nah.
Well Basil, firts you have to secure a Warmongering permit from the UN, which has some pretty hefty filing fees, let me tell you. In order to get it, you also have to file a schedule of combat activities, including the number of planned casualties. Also, the human Rights commission has to approve your collateral damage allotment and subschedule of planned atrocities, and adapt their corrections and suggestions to fit your goals. And once all that red tape is sorted out, then you have to file for permits with the EPA regarding gunpowder toxicity and potential lead poisoning; each battlefield must have it’s ventilation requirements approved before commencement of hostilities. Then and environmental impact study must be undertaken to assure that no animal or plants will be harmed, possibly requiring a change of venue for specific battles, perhaps even entire theaters. You can’t be too careful. Do we even need to get into local inspectors approving foxholes before they can be occupied? Considering all this, it’s a wonder ANY war is legal.
@Raving Lunatic: Damn, you almost got me busted when I choked on my coffee and barely made it to the “minimize” button before a helpful co-worker poked his head in to make sure that I was not dying. (A new record: Collateral damage from just describing the approved war-mongering process.)
“RON PAUL!, you (insert hateful profanity). You just don’t get RON PAUL you (insert incest reference here). Go (insert improbable act of self defilement here). You don’t get it, because you’re dinosaurs and you suck and stuff. (Pee pants now)”
Seriously, do these morons have little sirens over their computer monitors, alerting them when it’s time to don the Paulbot uniform? Uniforms which look kind of like those douchey bicyclist ensembles, but with chartreuse capes.
Basil,
Anything the United States does is “illegal.” I’m surprised you didn’t know that.
It seems the left wing idiot trolls didn’t bother reading the topic, or our position on it, since a lot of them seem to think we are pro-Ron Paul.
Raving Lunatic, Son of Bob:
Thanks. I knew that someone could explain it to me. I also knew that a fan/follower/worshiper of RON PAUL!!!1!!!ELEVENTY-ELEVEN!!!!! would not be able to. Or maybe they could. If I could understand them between the grunts and slobber.
While I personally don’t care for Ron Paul I don’t think he could have done worse then the incompetent, incontinent, imbecile and his coven we have in there now. Look at it this way a drooling, sack of crude, chewed food would be an improvement.
It has been fun though, watching the best and brightest at IMAO skewer trolls. Here’s the best part to me, even the average IMAO poster can make his point without ad hommen attacks and vulgarity. Thanks Frank we haven’t had a troll hunt for quite some time.
You’se guys are the best.
Don’t you folks make fun of my dad, or I’ll make you pray to the Aqua Buddha. I’m a US Senator now, in addition to being certified to practice medicine by the board I personally created so don’t mess around!
Hmmmmm … What do we actually have here. From my point of view of course.
Ron Paul vs Obama
Ron Paul vs Trump
Ron Paul vs Huckabee
Ron Paul vs McCain
Ron Paul vs Clinton
Ron Paul vs Romney
Ron Paul vs Palin
Ron Paul vs The rest of the rhinos not mentioned
Ron Paul vs Any lib dem or rep
I am forced to go
(and I do not like it, but no actual believable conservative who looks like she has at least a chance of winning has thrown hat into ring.)
Ron Paul!!11!!!1
Oh Frank, how you must miss “The Limey” TERRIBLY. However, I must confess that this round of rope-a-dope had me rolling in the aisles. Looks like the crowd got wise and checked out early, recognizing that there’s nothing to win here because the goal isn’t to discuss the merits of a particular candidate, but to mock our broken process… or more specifically, the broken process by which the Ronulans with the excess access to Google can’t articulate themselves any better than Kos. Sometimes maybe getting the right person into office means looking past cults of personality to issues and saying “you know, you’re right, Ron Paul can’t conduct himself well in a debate, let alone real foreign policy. Maybe this Paul Ron character with similar domestic policies who CAN is a better choice…”
And personally, I like Ron Paul and wish he COULD be taken seriously. Then again, I’m a “paleocon” who wouldn’t get too upset if the President just “lost” our “shock and awe” military might in a large pile of mothballs… provided his domestic monetary stabilization (read: anti-Federal Reserve) policies were good enough.
Hmmml, pro-Ron comments are showing up immediately with no moderation difficulties. How odd given the claims of the frothy-mouth crowd…
Paulnut hunting: like playing whack-a-mole, but if the moles never went back down after popping up.
RAML:
But… Ron Paul vs Herman Cain
Cain wins that matchup.
If we play the “who can win” game, we let the left and the media (but I repeat myself) dictate things, and we end up with the 2012 version of McCain. What we need a true conservative, like Herman Cain.
A caller on Sean Hannity’s radio show today had a clever suggestion: Donald Trump should run for the Democrat nomination in all 50 states.
That way he could force o to debate him directly for the next year and a half and leave the Republicans alone.
Everyone wins (except o)!
Ron Paul? …I got nuthin.
Sorry, Basil, the GOP isn’t allowed to use black people.
Two words:
Allen West.
@Basil #67
If we play the “who can win” game, we let the left and the media (but I repeat myself) dictate things, and we end up with the 2012 version of McCain. What we need a true conservative, like Herman Cain.
Agreed, Cain wins that matchup.
but he also at this time appears to have no intention of throwing hat in ring.
I personally would like to see the government shrunk down to half its size, for starters, by the end of 2013.
Do you think any candidate who made platform on that would have a chance of being elected. Choose wrong and we have 4 more of obama.
I am not a Ron Paul fan yet Its kind of best of the scum. so far.
Frank why did I get Moderated
I’d kind of like someone who would end the war on drugs (I’m sick/tired of the drug war) and get us out of Afghanistan. Crazy huh?
“a drooling, sack of crude, chewed food”
I am so going to use that, seanmahair.
Would that be … barf?
I prefer putting down lefty trolls and man childs especially because of the crunchy sound it makes you when shatter their estrogen filled left wing media bubble world view.
Putting down ridiculous libertarians and their views on why gold wont work with 7 billion people alive or why as long as we are oil dependent non-foreign intervention is a non-option feels a lot more like telling your own kids there is no Santa Clause.
Trump as Democrat primary contender? That would be interesting.
I wonder if that appeals to his massive ego, because he’d be able to debate Obama one on one and not debate a slate of Republicans.
Of course, it would be worth the cost of the ticket to see Trump react to the media ripping him apart for becoming a more serious threat to “The One.” He thought the media dug into him before? Imagine if he lands serious blows on Obama in a debate regarding trade, jobs, etc.
Sigh…. I have a friend to subjected me to Ron Paul torture in 2008…. constant emails… constantly trying to convert me… and apparently Satan is running the Federal Reserve (who knew)? But I honestly think that a nutty Ron Paul would be a better president than a sane and coherent Obama. He’s better than all the dems. He’s even better than all the Rhinos… I like Sarah Palin’s but she’s just not electable (women hate her). Trump???!?!?!? Romney – not a true conservative. Christie – Is he really a conservative (wouldn’t a real conservative just leave NJ?) I don’t know much about the Indian (excuse me… Native American) Pow Wen Tee …. maybe he’d be a good choice.
4 years of watching Ron Paul veto every bill that wasn’t a repeal of some other bill… that sounds great. The screaming of the dems on how children and old people will start dying in the street if another program is defunded…. I like that too…. I think Ron Paul might be kind of like chemotherapy. It will make you sick all by itself, but its worth it if it kills the cancer…. and we’re eat up w/ cancer…
slaphappy:
That is actually the best argument for someone like Ron Paul that I’ve ever read. Now, come up with a way to keep his tinfoil hat minions out of my way …
The criminals fear Dr Ron for good reason.