So the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare comes Thursday, so it’s kinds of pointless to talk about anything political until that meteor hits. Still, I need to blog about something or Harvey will yell at me. I guess we can plan on gloating if Obamacare is overturned. I was just going to be really obnoxious online, but then I was thinking that maybe some of the left will be so depressed they’ll turn off their computers and curl up in bed and weep quietly. So we’re going to have to find where those liberals live, knock on their doors, and then gloat to their faces about how they destroyed their Democrat majority over a bill that got struck down as unconstitutional. I’m also working on my gloating dance. I want it to be really obnoxious-looking and annoying. I’ll probably have some robot moves in it.
Man, if Obamacare gets struck down, it will be like Christmas. But better than Christmas. It’s like a Christmas where a little boy squeals with glee at getting the exact toy he wanted. But you hate that little boy so much because he’s a super annoying obnoxious goober, and now you get to smash that toy in front of him while he cries and sobs and you laugh and laugh and laugh.
We’ll have to make it a national holiday. Make the Left Weep Day or something.
