[High Praise! to DoublePlus Undead]
Paul Ryan, lookin’ badass.

Feel free to caption it in the comments if you’re of a mind to.
[High Praise! to DoublePlus Undead]
Paul Ryan, lookin’ badass.

Feel free to caption it in the comments if you’re of a mind to.
Paul Ryan auditions for Avengers 2 as Hawkeye’s more bad ass brother.
“Joe, don’t even think about prying off all of the ‘R’ keys before you leave in January.”
Hey, Obama, the odds WILL be ever in MY favor.
Come in, Ms. Pelosi…
You’ve been targeted for termination
“Your seconds are numbered.”
“No, Mr. President, this is the only way a real American bows.”
“….and I did it without traveling to Mongolia on taxpayer dollars.”
“Mr. Obama, your campaign has no chance survive, make your time.”
“This bow kills communists.”
Because getting a permit to carry a gun in DC is just too much hassle.
Soon to be captioned this way on the Daily Kos:
“Violent Republican shoots George Washington through the neck; targets Flag next”.
“Ok Mr Obama watch this…see that over there…that’s your political career”
That’s *one* way to reduce the deficit.
OK Senator Reid, just put this apple in your mouth,…I mean on your head.
Show me that spending bill
—”Squeal piggy!”—
DC nailed it!
~~~ to DamnCat @7
Mr. pResident, I just got back from the RNC convention. All I have to say to you is: “Go ahead, make my day!”
What’s that you say? The apple’s supposed to be on Harry’s head, not in his shirt pocket?
I bet I can shoot through this wall and hit Sheila Jackson Lee from here while she’s at the podium in the well. I’ll have to use a C-SPAN call, though.