Obama said, “Chicago is an example of what makes this country great.” He then ducked just in time for stray bullet to miss him while a number of city officials were then hauled off to prison.
If Obama thinks Chicago is an example of American greatness, no wonder he thinks he’s doing a good job as president. I mean, how many of his cabinet have been hauled off prison?
Answer: Not enough.
Wow, I guess after being born in Kenya just about anyplace looks good.
Oh, I thought that said “Make Mall of America as Great as Chicago.” That wouldn’t be to hard, just let the mall continue to fall apart.
Speaking of going home, I’m sure we’re all wondering where Mr. Obama will settle after his defeat in November. I can only offer him these tried-and-true platitudes:
* Home is where you hang your
hathead. (Groucho Marx)* Home is where your
heartbig-ass’d wife is.* There’s no place like home… in Kenya. Bon voyage!
* A man’s home is his
castleprison… in your case, Federal.* A house divided against itself cannot stand… it’s time for an extreme makeover, U.S. edition.
“Chicago is
ana bad example of what makes this country great.”