Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Trenton, NJ, ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Trenton, NJ, ran out of cash for its gun buyback program…
…mourners were called in to weep on behalf of the liberals.
…they started offering union jobs for guns
…they had to dip into the $12.47 in hurricane relief funds Obama had sent them.
…Chris Christie promised to trim the fat from the state budget and move to Canada. Canada did the obvious thing to save both countries from financial doom and moved to Chris Christie.
…they realized that it was all used to pay the program workers $300k a year, plus benefits…and no guns were actually collected
… they realized that it is a sellers market for guns, they may actually end up making a profit
criminals stepped up to fund the program.
…they minted their own Trillion dollar coin.
…they started offering nights with Snooki… there were no takers.
…they held a gun show to raise money.
…they scrapped their failing mass transit systems for the more popular “Put him in the trunk and drive out to the landfill”.
…the twenty cops that still had guns all got that raise they asked for.
…Eric Holder was able to move Operation Fast and Furious II back from Palestine.
they sold them back to the public at a loss to keep the program going.
…the organized crime families all thanked the NJ state government for providing them with an opportunity to dispose of some guns that could no longer be used because of their involvement in crimes with some nice hookers and campaign contributions.
…the held up a liquor store and two gas stations. Back in business!
…They decided to sell the guns they did buy back to Mexican drug cartels.
…criminals had to take their non-functional guns to the gun buyback way over in Newark.
…He tried to commit suicide by shooting himself; but wait, he couldn’t
…they Threatened gun owners to behave or they’d have to answer to an R.O.U.S
(Republican Of Unusual Size)
oops I meant she
…unexpectedly, they initiated a Spanish Inquisition style Gun Takeback Program.
..they sold their list of freshly gun-free homes to raise more money.
They sold them all back and they charged sales tax = PROFIT!1!!!1!
This program will pay for itself in 10 years!!!
…they took the rest of they day off, clocked some overtime, and played pool at the union hall
…the politicians wondered what they were going to do with their one gun?
…they tried sucking up to Obama again hoping the administration would throw them some more scraps.
If people turn in their guns they are told, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So they have that goin’ for them, which is nice.
…they will give away Obamaphones instead.
…they will give away Obamaphones for guns instead. (corrected)
…they passed a law requiring everyone to buy guns that have been turned in from the state to generate more money for the program andn then turn them back in.
…they had to increase the license fee for kids who wanted to make finger guns and say pow! pow! bang! bang! and the fines for he ones who do it in gun free zones.
…someone said “Huuhhh… Aren’t all these guns illegal and not supposed to even be here?” right before a gun control advocate shot him for letting the cat out of the bag.
…the price of politicians went up by 50%.
…Biden amended his statement about going to a convenience store to include wound staunching and dialing 9-1-1.
…they called Cory Booker and told him that the program went to Newark for lunch and caught on fire.
…they took all the guns they collected to a gun show to generate more money for the program.
…that guy down the block, Mohamed al Jihadi, has been buying them.
…Chris Christie went out to lunch and ate so much he popped.
… all that was left was the irony of the location: in 1776 Washington crossed the Delaware over the right to bear arms, and today Washington is crossing the Rubicon over that same right.
…. they raised their debt limit and paid people with their own tax money
…. they told the press the program was so successful that they ran out of money, and have declared NJ a gun violence-free zone
…. they blamed Bush for the program running out of money
. . . they exchanged City Bonds for the weapons.
They crossed over to NYC and resold them on a street corner.
They threatened to publish the names and addresses of all remaining gun owners if the weapons weren’t turned in “voluntarily”.
. . . they made every other Gun Owners an “Offer they couldn’t refuse”.
….they started handing out “Get Out of Jail Free” cards for each gun.
….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.
They got more money by using the guns they bought to take back the money from the people they knew had money but no guns.
….they realized that Trenton, NJ is a stupid place to pay people for guns which they want to “make disappear”.
…they sold the ones they collected to Mexican drug cartels.
“….they were slapped by a lawsuit from the A.C.L.U.”
who, because there was no more cash, condemned “police brutali-tease.”
…realized everyone who already participated has money and no way to defend themselves, found a fresh new source of revenue.
“……they gave out coupons to JoJo’s steakhouse for all the kids…..”
JoJo Giorgiani is the indicted co-conspirator of Mayor “I could be Barack’s son!!” Mack was arrested, tried and convicted of raping a 13 YO gal back in the 80’s, his excuse for remaining out of jail?
He was too fat for prison.
Oh, BTW? There ain’t any mobsters left in Trenton, MS-13 took over the Chambersburg neighborhood which was the traditional ‘legitimate businessman’ area.
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