Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising thing in Feinstein’s gun control bill…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising thing in Feinstein’s gun control bill…
No mention of Phasers.
. . . is the provision that all firearms sold in the future must be fluorescent pink in color
. . . is the fact that it bans squirt guns, as well
..was how federal employees were allowed to have “assault weapons” but everybody else were not–oh, wait! This was supposed to be funny and fictional. Ne’er mind…
Is that it does nothing to actually keep guns out of the hands of criminals.
….is that it doesn’t regulate clips
it was printed all in German, with cute little swastickas on the borders.
…was the rider that regulates elective surgeries. (Only two cosmetic changes allowed…)
…was the provision that all assault rifles will be deported to Mexico by the Attorney General.
…was the translation into “Gang Banger” phrases so that they would know to get rid of their guns.
…was the complaint that came with it about how the Constitution is getting in the way, even though that’s exactly what its for.
…: Vera
…is that all confiscated guns are donated to The Muslim Brotherhood.
…was the section prohibiting rubber bands and paperclips.
…was the fact that no one was man enough to stuff it down her throat!
…was the frequent mentioning of “boom sticks”
…..was that it bans the American Sign Language letters “H” and “L” because they look too much like a gun.
…was that it was retroactive to 2002, so that the Dem.s could blame Bush.
is that the bill itself uses a portion of its energy to enter your home and confiscate “unsecured weapons” and extract you to jail.
was stating “people must not decide when others die; death is governmental jurisdiction.”
…is that in order to show the new priority, the former A.T.F will now be known as F.A.T.
…is a ban on the “Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”. It’s banning is the result of lobbying efforts by The National Optometrists Association.
None of this will ever happen! It is just a RED HERRING to draw attention away from the horrible failures of Obama.
“Imagine, if you will, a world”, a perfect world, with no need for guns, no police and no laws. A perfect Utopia where everyone is free to do as they please. A land with no sickness, no cold weather and the sun always shines. There are no wars, there is no racism and no societal classes. A wonderful world where everyone is happy and all share the goodness of man and his riches.
If you could just “step through a door and enter the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location in” the land of Utopia!
Do you know what you would find in this Utopia? There would be NO LIBERALS because no one would need them. There would be NO race hustlers like Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. And there would be NO Communist Healthcare propaganda because no one gets sick.
You see Obama needs people to get sick and die. He wants Healthcare costs to rise because then you will NEED HIM and his kind. He needs people to get shot with guns. He needs poverty to flourish. He needs racism.
Obama promotes Gun control because it will never happen and when it fails he will can blame us. Its just a RED HERRING
… were the words “you’ll shoot your eye out kids”
. . . were all the bullet points.
(sorry, couldn’t help it.)
The line about the number of people loaded in each boxcar was in small print.
…was that it failed to make an admiring mention of Michelle Obama’s arms.
…was that all future action films will be required to solve the differences between the (relative) good guy and the (misunderstood) bad guy with a conflict negotiator sidekick. “Do you feel like hashing out our differences in a government approved mediation session, punk—er citizen?”
…was the requirement that retroactively all movies and TV shows have all weapons digitally removed and replaced with a stern pointing finger.
A T-Rex with a rocket launcher is perfectly acceptable.
Due to a typeo each gun may carry no more 7 partridges… so basically we’re good to go.
#23 – Excellent
You need to know the words to ‘Happiness is a Warm Gun’ to qualify for a CPL.
Guns are actually for free in a ‘Gun Free Zone’
If guns cause crime, mine must be defective.
The Barney Fife amendment: You can have one bullet in your shirt pocket.
All bullets will have a warning label attached: Do not remove under penalty of law
Not to worry. After Spielberg removed a handgun from ET, my fellow bad movie fans and I jokingly figured Saving Private Ryan wouold be next, and the result would’ve been grown men running around WWII France, pointing their fingers and making “Bang Bang” noises. We seem to be safe thus far…
No Waffle Houses open past sunset or before sunrise.
..was that you get a “This home is gun-free!” yard sign with each scary weapon surrendered.
… is that they didn’t even try to hide that it was written in crayon.
We don’t know yet. We have to pass it to find out what’s in it.
the exemption for abortion providers.
Cold dead fingers will not be returned.
Doesn’t say anything about sling shots
…it was written with the blood of dead patriots instead of ink.
…it limits your use of articles in the Bill of Rights to six, violation of this provision will result in losing the right to bear arms.
… it maintains that “control” means that the government can cling to guns only if your hands are busy clinging to your religion: Multitasking is not a right but a mental illness.
…is failure to comply increases your likelihood of getting shot.
…is the plot line of how she didn’t die in the explosion at the end of Predator.
…that it exempts Dianne Feinstein from the WWII era tanks category.
The measurable tremor from the forefathers spinning in their graves every time someone reads the bill.
…is the Barney Frank ammendment which sets penalties for going off half-cocked.
is that Dick Cheney is still allowed to shoot a gun.
…is that it bans the instructions for using the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.
…is that high capacity magazines will be authorized in case of zombie apocalypse.
…it defines a high capacity magazine by the number of pages in the December issue of Cosmo.
…the reminder that those are only bullet shaped Spencer’s Gifts items in your nightstand Nancy.
…is regulation that mandatory photo of Feinstein on ammo boxes may make purchaser suicidal warning that must be printed on ammo boxes.
…it makes it a federal offense to make Clint Eastwood’s day.
…”Hasta la vista, baby” and “I’ll be back” are considered assault phrases.
…all guns are required to have bullet counters so you will always know if you’ve fired six shots or only five.
Barney Frank Amendment pg.2 sec.3, see illustration. “all breech-loaded weapons shall be legal for private use”
Barney Frank is prohibited from using all pump-action rifles.
…is that it doesn’t ban those little thingys that help you aim… oh, yeah, “lasers.”
. . . is that it exempts Congress-Critters from the Mental Health bans on gun ownership.
The Most Surprising Thing In Feinstein’s Gun Control Bill…is that it did not tell anyone how to control a gun by way of legislation such as : “First shalt thou load thy magazines and shalt thou load ten rounds, no more, no less. Ten shall be the number thou shalt load, and the number of the loading shall be ten. Eleven shalt thou not load, neither load thou nine excepting that thou then proceed to Ten. Thirty is right out. Once the number ten, being the tenth number, be reached, then release thou thy safety, assumeth the proper firing stance, aimeht towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
It did not mention Rail Guns or Laser Pistols or Laser Rifles or for that mater Radioactive Paint Guns driven by a 5ok compressor.
. . . is calling what you and I would call a trigger “that little thingy that makes the other little thingy come out of that long thingy with the hole in the end.”
Or perhaps that isn’t surprising at all.
Why does she want to control gnus?
Pingback: IMAO » Blog Archive » You’ve Been Judged!