Apparently Rand Paul is on John McCain’s lawn.
— Popehat (@Popehat) March 7, 2013
If life gives you melons, you are dyslexic.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) March 7, 2013
a hilarious prank to play on a surgeon would be to eat a ton of taco bell and then get shot in the stomach
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) March 7, 2013
IDEA: A 3-Minute Energy drink, so I can get up off the couch during commercial breaks.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 7, 2013

So, are Rand Paul and Ted Cruz really “Wacko Birds,” or are they just North American Starlings?
McCain – POW, Served in military, vast senate experience with many authored bills. Believes that we should win the war on terror.
Obama – Never served, just a very few years in the senate with virtually no accomplishments, chooses a racist pastor as his spiritual adviser, chooses a terrorists as his friend, chooses a racist as a wife, absent on half of votes on his senate watch. He also thinks there are 58 US states. Believes that we should surrender to terrorists.