[High Praise! to Max]
By the way, I derive an inordinate amount of amusement from these. Please feel free to email me your own creations [harvolson@gmail.com]
All you need is a picture of someone with their mouth open, so I’m surprised no one’s sent me a picture of that slack-jawed idiot Tom Cruise yet.
Seriously, does that man have even one single moment of screen time where his mouth isn’t hanging open slightly?
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!
Bruce Willis………….almost as yummy as bacon. With hair, without hair……Willis not bacon. I’d like my bacon sans hair, thank you and if you could send Bruce my way that’d be fine too.
I was just doing my favorite thing! Searching Satanic web sites for the word Libertarian when I came across these gems
from the www modernchurchofsatan dot com
“…Politically I am a libertarian – a minarchist to be exact. Minarchism is a political ideology which maintains that the state’s only legitimate function …”
and
“What I have come to identify as ‘Satanist principles’ seem to be largely Libertarian and self-centered interests in preserving operational latitude.”
and
“..You should check out Anarcho-Libertarianism, I believe it is the most Satanic political position you can find. It’s all about indivigual rights and …”
and there’s more! So so much more. When you read the whole post (instead of the little part with the word Libertarian) you can sense the Paul Bot buried deep in the Satanist. Its weird but most Satanic Web sites seem to brag about their Libertarianism!
oh and by the way, Bruce Willis is a Libertarian! He probably wants me to Die Hard.
I knew I liked Bruce for more than his macho style and classic good looks. The you know what eating grin is also a plus.
Another episode of Carp’s carps. How about searching libertarian websites for Satan, Carp? Tally up the stats and report back. btw, “Die Hard” means you don’t die.
Yippee-ki-yay Hairless Bacon to seanmahair! (just something to munch on til Harvey cooks up his batch :))
At the risk of going Godwin, as much as I like bacon, I don’t consider vegetarians the scum of the earth just because Hitler was one — or that there is likely a much greater percentage of folks proud of such a dietary predilection among the “occupy” crowd.
I don’t necessarily measure people by what they call themselves — but rather by what they do. After all, Chris Christie, John McCain and Joe Scarborough all consider themselves to be conservative.
If you want to call me a supporter of Satanism because I value individual rights, well, as long as they don’t break my leg, pick my pocket or sacrifice my pets, you can slap a pentagram on me and call me Anton. Not literally, of course, for you GDF literalists.
“I was just doing my favorite thing! Searching Satanic web sites for the word Libertarian ”
Least crazy thing I ever heard! I mean, who doesn’t spend their free time searching Satanic websites for the word “libertarian”…
Did a libertarian steal your wife or something, Carpenter? Shoot your dog? Maybe a few kicked you out of their D&D campaign? It’s gotta be something, right?
Well, Fly beat me to handing out the bacon, so I’ll just drop the reference link:
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
@7 – Did you know that if a libertarian bites you, you become one? True fact.
Thank you Fly. Appreciate it. Harvey you’re going to have to speed up. After all the walrus and I are neck and neck (does that mean some libertarians going to bite me in the neck. Can you get Bruce Willis to do that? I might even pay good money for that)
As the originator of the slogan “YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!”, poor Carpenter doesn’t get any bacon.
I mean, who doesn’t spend their free time searching Satanic websites for the word “libertarian”?
Yeah, it’s the first thing I do in the morning…before checking Drudge or NRO…I get my toasted English muffin with a schmear of jelly, a mug of piping hot coffee, and check them websites for those eee-vile Satanic Lee-berr-ta-ree-ans…God only knows you have to root them out before they take up occupancy under the beds of good, hardorking Americans like the godless Commies once did back in the 1950s. Time was, your maid couldn’t lift a duvet or dust ruffle without finding Kruschev or Brezschnev cowering under the boxsprings trying to collectivize the dustbunnies, right Carpenter?
@10 – Actually, I’d be happy to give Carpenter bacon if he a) actually said something funny or clever and b) managed to get through an entire comment without mentioning atheists, Satanists, Libertarians, or Ron Paul.
I think I would understand this better if I knew what all the capital letters stood for. Or maybe not.
@13 uffy
go up to comment #8 and harvey has a link to an explanation. just click on the link.
Bacon to jw for helping out the new guy!
Little acts of kindness make me smile 🙂