Decided to try a red eye at Starbucks (espresso shots in coffee). Just tastes like coffee like how my dad used to make it.
They’re finally doing a Gremlins reboot? That seemed like the biggest no-brainer; I can’t believe it took this long.
It’s still a well-known franchise with lots of merchandising opportunity. Hard to believe there aren’t a dozen Gremlins movies by now.
Double secret recusal.
Somehow I’m getting the feeling the guy selling guns to Mexican drug cartels isn’t very trustworthy.
I just can’t understand how anyone could do what the Nazis did, but then again I did thumb up a Nickelback song on Pandora.
I’m just saying we’re all capable of horrible things.
I don’t trust anyone who trusts in government.
Maybe we could get more environmentalist on board with drilling if we just label crude oil as organic and pesticide free.
President Biden is going to be much more on top of things in 2017.
My son has until Friday morning to come out or we’re going in after him.
New Law: Politicians must inhale helium before speaking to further emphasize how we shouldn’t take any of them seriously.
Obama: “Please don’t politicize the government targeting Republicans.”
So, someone got fired for the IRS thing. But who is going to prison?
Conservatives are overreacting to all this. All their crazy, paranoid fears about government are only about 75% true.
Does there really exist people somewhere who watch Chris Matthews and says, “This guy is smart!”?
That’s as hard for me to understand as anyone who took Keith Olbermann seriously.
Politicians should inhale helium exclusively.
maybe you should open a coffee shop:
Frank’s Dad’s Coffee
proprietors Frank and Baby Frank
price $3.00 with a Nickelback
An uncontrolled proliferation of ‘Gremlins’ sequels?! What a horrible thought. We need to pour some cold water on that idea.
As tough as it is to understand, not only do people vote for liberals, they love them(!) As perverse as it sounds, there are folk for whom Ms. Palin must simply be referred to as ‘that politician from Alaska’ and Ms. 1/32nd Cherokee is some kind of hero. (Sorry to corrupt your blog with such ideas, but remember, Carpenter didn’t realize the humor of YGDFT)
Hummmm. Gremlins, we haven’t tried blaming them yet. I wonder if I could get the media to buy into that explanation for all our recent troubles. They just might go for it, then again they haven’t been their usual gullible and complaint selves lately. Mostly ’cause of that damn phone records thing. What was Holder thinking? Maybe I should just stick to the usual tried and true methods…Bush!1!1 ~ Jay (The Carney) Carney, musing to himself, Washington DC.
The only people who watch Chris Matthews are the people stuck in airports where CNN is on and they can’t change the channel.
Ernie, you’re probably thinking of Wolf Blitzer…Matthews is on MSNBC.
You say President Biden, and I find myself hoping that given the choice between him and Hilary that it’s him. I’m CarolyntheMommy and this is what it’s come to.
Condi Rice, time to get it in gear.
Actually, crude oil contains carbon, so it is, by definition, organic.
As are most pesticides.
Why do some people still not see the truth about about o?
Because you can’t wake up someone who’s only pretending to be asleep.
Nobody got fired over the IRS thing. Somebody who was going to leave in June anyway resigned.
I think all organizations that were discriminated against by the IRS should get Pigford settlements. And Obama should sign each check by hand. And when he’s all done, I want to see him shuffling away muttering “and this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need”