Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it’s like wow those look cool but in person it’s all omg what do I do
— Nick Toplass (@TitaniumToplass) May 30, 2013
Two dots is probably enough for an ellipsis. I mean, we get the idea.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) May 30, 2013
TV is a medium, because it’s neither rare nor well done.
— Michael Z Williamson (@mzmadmike) May 30, 2013
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say ketchup packets could be like three times bigger.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) May 31, 2013
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Yeah we girls feel your pain.
So, all we have to do is paraphrase a famous quote and we can get published on your blog?
You don’t have to paraphrase or quote or anything. All you have to do is start typing, don’t be heinous and keep teh funny in mind. Most folks here are pretty easy to get along with. Heck, we even treat the trolls nice as long as they keep a civil tongue in their mouths and keep the cwazy under control. (I am not a crack pot…. it’s a previous meme).
@ # 2 Yep! That’s all you have to do. Simple eh? Now get to paraphrasing! Use the twitter #paraphrase. That’ll really go along way toward getting published.
Sympathetic Girl Bacon to seanmahair!
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Girls are like….
Nah. I’d better not. I’m in enough trouble already.
Jimmy
@Jimmy
Girls are like bacon, bacon that is more comfortable in a
shoe store than a skillet.
2:02 PM – June 1 2013