Seanmahair [High Praise!] suggested that “Barack” should be a word in the dictionary, with the definition being along the lines of:
“The state of being disconnected, incompetent, inept, and criminally stupid.”
I think “Don’t be so Barack” would make a great catch-phrase for us liberty-loving folk. Quite useful any time a liberal says something stupid. It’s like punching a hippie, except your knuckles don’t smell like weed and patchouli afterward.
Your thoughts?
[High Praise! to Spootville]
I pledge allegiance to the supercomputer of the United States of Data Mining. And to the dictatorship for which it stands, one nation, under Obama, unencryptable, with tyranny and injustice for all.
The president of the Albuquerque Tea Party said that members are afraid to make donations for fear of being targeted by the IRS.
Easy fix – just make the donation in the name of your favorite Obama-voter.
Finally! The complete list of hack actor Troy McClure’s awful movies:
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #520,501)
Last week, President Obama held an off-the-record meeting with select reporters from some of the nation’s largest print and online outlets.
No truth to the rumor that all attendees received horse head-shaped gift bags.
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Biden Launches New Imaginary Gun Buyback Initiative
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A new Gallup poll shows that former President George W. Bush is now more popular than President Obama.
Also coming in ahead of Obama: midnight coffee-table shin-barking.
[High Praise! to ThinkGeek.com]
What makes salad taste better? Bacon. What makes popcorn taste better? Bacon! What makes bacon taste better? BACON! Yes, bacon even makes other bacon better. So, when you crave a little snack that’s salty and sweet, what would make it better? (If you don’t say bacon, we’ll have to call out the tickle monster.) Yay, you said bacon. That’s why we lurves these bags of Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack.
Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack are so fantasti-yummy-cal. They’re actually made with dry cured bacon crumbles which have been hand cooked with brown sugar and chopped pecans (and pecans are healthy, so they make the whole snack healthy – so there). You can sprinkle them on anything, mix them into anything, or just eat them out of the package. The bacon will give you the power of a thousand sows. Piglets Pecan and Bacon Snack, because . . . BACON!
[High Praise! to Jill and The Gateway Pundit]
I can’t say it any better than Jill did in her email to me:
Just listening to the accents are cool enough… but hearing a lady call Obama a hypocrite and tear into the sycophancy of the media and politicians towards the Obamas is just heart-warming.
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #7,381)
Gateway’s commentary is a helpful accompaniment to the video:
[…] Ms Daly, a TD for Dublin North, hit out at the “almost unprecedented slobbering” over the Obama family’s visit. “It’s really hard to know which is worst, whether it’s the outpourings of the Obamas themselves or the sycophantic falling over them by sections of the media and the political establishment,” she said.
“We’ve had separate and special news bulletins by the State broadcaster to tell us what Michelle Obama and her daughters had for lunch in Dublin, but very little questioning of the fact that she was having lunch with Mr Tax Exile himself,” she said in reference to U2’s Bono.
She described Mr Obama as a “war criminal”, having “just announced his decision to supply arms to the Syrian opposition, including the jihadists, fuelling the destabilisation of that region, continuing to undermine secularism and knock back conditions for women”.
Ms Daly said: “This is the man who is in essence stalling the Geneva peace talks by trying to broker enhanced leverage for the Syrian opposition by giving them arms – and to hell with the thousands more who’ll lose their lives, or the tens of thousands who will be displaced.
“This is the man who has facilitated a 200 per cent increase in the use of drones which have killed thousands of people, including hundreds of children.” […]
My commentary is that I actually LIKE Obama’s drone policy for the most part, since I’m a big fan of “death from above” for wacky jihadis. Feels more like the Wrath of God that way, so I disagree with that last line in the commentary above.
Also, around the 4 minute mark, the video starts bogging down in domestic Irish squabbles, so I got bored & stopped listening. Your mileage may vary. If there’s a good part after that, mention the time-stamp in the comments, please.
The city of Los Angeles has banned plastic grocery bags, but requires that stores charge a fee for every paper bag.
Yes, who better to make your business decisions for you than a bunch of idiot politicians who couldn’t run a lemonade stand?
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to The Best Thing About an Obamaphone…
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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