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Entire Military Comes Out Of Closet, Confirms They Are All Gay
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There’s not much satire here. There are plenty of military personnel who get married solely for the benefits provided (BAH is more than a thousand dollars a month, tax free) and a significant number of military posts are in states that legalize gay marriage. I would be surprised if, absent a significant change in DOD policy, you could find a “single” military member below E-5.
Just one reason the Court’s DOMA decision was idiotic.
@1 – I was in the Navy for 6 years, and I know exactly what you mean about the prevalence of “marriages of convenience”.