Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post.
Look for the Post’s wacky, slanted editorials to be replaced by wacky, slanted customer reviews.
Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post.
Look for the Post’s wacky, slanted editorials to be replaced by wacky, slanted customer reviews.
That might be amusing. Typical movie review:
HTIS MOVIE SUCKS
I WENT TO THIS CAUS I”M A BIGTIME REVIEWER BUTIT SUCKS DON”T GO
I don’t know how this “Avengers” is getting so many good reviews. I will never go to a movie produced by Marvel Studios again. First, we had to wait in line for a half hour. After we finally got tickets, I discovered that the concession stand was out of Milk Duds, so I had to settle for Sugar Babies. When we finally got into the theater, we missed like 90% of the trailers. I mean, that’s what you go to the movies FOR! So we walked out and demanded a refund. The cashier had to get the manager, and after making a scene, we eventually got passes for another show. I wish I could give it a NEGATIVE 5 stars, but will have to settle for 1. Worst. movie. EVER.