Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US Trademark Office ruled that the word “Redskins” is derogatory. Next to be declared derogatory…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US Trademark Office ruled that the word “Redskins” is derogatory. Next to be declared derogatory…
… all mockery of the Patent Office as an arbiter of mores.
(I meant “Trademark Office”)
Looney Tunes …name is offensive because reminds people of “Looney Liberals”
Blind spot ….offends vision challenged
Fat chance…offends weight challenged
Black eyed peas… Promotes domestic violence
Trade “mark” is offensive to people named Mark. Just because you’re named Mark, that doesn’t mean you can be traded around like so many marbles!!
republicans
free speech
2nd amendment
Straight Line of the Day
…foreskins
is someone still judging these or are all these straight line of the day things just here to keep up the reader post count?
Reality.
Consequences.
Happiness.
Bacon.
…Progressive, unless someone figures out an acceptable meaning that is not sarcastic in nature.
Obamacare. (Update: Democrats are now embracing the term, so it’s no longer derogatory.) (Second Update: Polls are sagging; it’s derogatory again. Stay tuned for further updates.)
the-heathcare-act-that-must-not-be-named
Walnuts in cookies (by you-know-who)
…Benghazi
…Fast and Furious
…President
…deliberately mispronouncing “Boehner”
…wookie
…depilatory
…Obama’s golf game.
… any word that appears in Uncle Tom’s Cabin, The Scarlet Letter, or the Pledge of Allegiance.
GOP.
Republicans, or any word beginning with or sounding like republic.
Benghazi.
Obama’s name. As an alternative, citizens may use Supreme Leader, Font of all that is Good, The Most Wizardly of Wizards, or the Great Vanquisher of Republicans.
…the word ‘unprecedented’ (sounds too much like ‘unpresidented’, which means not adequately supervised.)
…Hilary is forbidden from using the term ‘New Direction’, since it strikes terror into any man who has showered in a prison.
. . . proper grammar and usage
. . . being well-groomed
. . . working for a living
…any reference to President Obama by a Republican. It’s obviously a codeword for something racist.
. . . fake birth certificate
. . . Mooch, Sasquatch, First Linebacker et al references to the scowling grifter
. . . Jimmy Carter “Miss Me Yet” billboards
. . . legitimate job approval polls
Certain varieties of peanuts.
“-dom as a suffix denotes a state or condition”
“FREEDOM” is now derogatory…unless locks on doors are banned and windows left open not everything is “FREE” to everybody!
“Hussein”
Incandescent bulb
Since they are inefficient and cause electric bills to soar, the bulb itself is derogatory to the poor.
They (as well as everyone else) will be required to buy the $12-$15 Gov’t approved bulb instead of the dread 47¢ light bulb we’ve been using for 150 years.
Pederast (it offends a certain Senator from Nevada)
People who say derogatory instead of be dissin’.
Scum Sucking Facist Bureaucrat
… “the”, “it”, and “and”, but only when used by non-democrats.
… 2nd place, since we’re all winners.
… “Y’all”, because it makes northerners feel un-included.
… “Obama”… I get pissed off whenever I hear that, so it must be offensive.
…Trademark Orafice.
…Tea Party.
Liberal