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  1. Exactly what counts as “most dire?” Because I thought the predictions that people would lose their preferred doctors, lose their plans, pay drastically more in premiums, lose full-time job opportunities, face crippling taxes and get lost in labyrinthine, dysfunctional bureaucracy were pretty damn dire, and they have all come true. What catastrophic event is he waiting for? The Zombie Apocalypse?

  2. Well done Crabby. I’d throw in the purposeful destruction of health care insurers, that more of our earned income is being diverted out of our control (ie:loss of income) and the purposeful destruction of our economic system. And now I hear that Obama and the Liberals are planning more of the same; ‘no deportation of zombies or zombie kids’ and ‘moving to the single payer plan’, we can see the Zombie Apocalypse on the horizon.

    On an associated note: Can we please ship all zombies to Washington DC? And if it is done, how would anyone know?

  3. But we’ve already had the Zombie Apocalypse!! (witness Obama’s election)

    We’re now due for one of the folllowing:

    * Giant Meteors.
    * 1000′ tsunami.
    * Another Carrington Event (1859-style coronal mass ejection).
    * Complete glacial melting and coastal flooding.
    * Mega-volcano.
    * Release the Kraken!
    * Hillary Clinton.

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