Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a newly-released video about Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In a newly-released video about Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber said…
…”you’re not getting smarter very quickly.”
“… if any of the idiots who voted this into law discover how we really feel, it won’t matter. Two days later there’ll be something else to distract them, and a week later they won’t even remember any of this.”
…gimme another 400k and I’ll fool ’em again.
…Gotcha!
…Valarie and I were talking, We are going to have the TelePrompter tell King Putt to say….
…give me a challenge. I’ll bet I can sell walnuts.
“Welcome to Washington D.C.t. The Tea is silenced.”
… some voters are so stupid they think the my ideas are subject to the laws of supply and demand!
“I think, with the ACA, we’ve hit a Homer. Quotation, that is:
‘Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.’
– Homer”
“Stupid is as stupid DOJ.”
In a newly-released video about Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber said…
Stupid as stupid does.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Ooh, baby, you are so talented! And they are so *dumb*!
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
If only my brothers Hans and Simon had this wonderful service available to them.
If only we could control the Anonymiss cookie market as well we could really bend the cost curve down.
. . . when asked whether he believed what he had just said, “I’ll believe anything for the right price.”
…”No, that’s a dumb question. I only sorta look like the Keith Olbermann.”
…only “Neener, neener.”
…”it’s good to be the King’s advisor.”
…”In the long run we’re all dead.”
…”Romney, Obama – progressives all! We tell our lies and have a ball!”
“This mike is off, right?”
If you like being stupid, you can keep on being stupid.
…this.
… SQUIRREL!!
… No, I’m not worried that someone is taping this. If anything, we can arrange a race-riot as a distraction.
… “So then Obama says, ‘it doesn’t matter how stupid or harmful the law is, I can pass it’, and I was all ‘I’ll take that bet.’
…”So I was talking the other day about how great Obamacare is with my wife… Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket!”
In a newly-released video about Obamacare, Jonathan Gruber said…
“How ironic that I’m the only one connected to this administration who actually told the truth about anything.”
… “I’ve got binders full of women who think just like Sandra Fluke.”
… “Premiums rising one percent, ten percent, one hundred percent, whatever: at this decimal point, what difference does it make?”
… “I mean, come on! We even had a guy named ‘Carney’ selling this thing to the public! How obvious do we have to be?”
…and as the authors of the original Ten Commandments, me and Obama just decided to add a few thousand more with a healthcare bill.
…I’m living proof that you can live, as mandated by Obamacare, a totally testosterone free existence and be a real man.
…Obamacare is proof of God since everyone involved with writing and passing it is an athiest and still prays every day that they will never have to be subjected to it.