I have a column in the Washington Times on how this is the most trying time America has ever faced.
We’re like a TV series that’s in its ninth season after peaking way back in Season Five, and we don’t have any good stories left and are just limping along with middling ratings — and the only reason we’re still around is that everything else out there is garbage. Who knows how much longer we can last? We’re running out of money, we’re letting the government bloat and allowing our freedoms to slip away, and eventually we’re just going to collapse. It would be like if Superman easily fights comets and alien menaces and then dies from morbid obesity.
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Discarded Subtitle: “We Have Nothing To Fear But Lack Of Fear Itself.”
Discarded Reference: “These things we choose to do and more — not because they are hard, but because they are easy.”
“Were like a TV series that’s in its ninth season. . . ”
Sons of Monarchy?
“. . . after peaking way back in Season Five”
So we introduced Cousin Barack Oliver?
“We need space aliens to attack or something . . .”
Yeah; the space type. . . No comment.
“Scientists proved global warming by warming globes in a lab or something”
This is why we’ve missed you!
“We will be a country that nothing can’t stop.”
I see what you did there…
Well done Mr. Fleming. You should ask Harvey if you could be a regular contributer.
Frank, what are you trying to do? Change the culture?
@2 EdthePastor – Let’s not rush things. Let the poor fella get a few more posts under his belt to see if he’s any good. Might be just a case of beginners luck here…
Right off, “crumpet-gobblers” made me chuckle. And then I immediately thought of “Gruber-gobblers,” which, of course, is exactly our problem. Then, I read the rest of your article and sighed. How do we “wipe the floor” with stupid people without getting any of that gooey Grubber goo on us?
Off-Topic @ Jimmy: Don’t be fooled by the Gun-Grubers!