If I had a dollar for every hour I worked I'd be like those kids who make cell phones
— Abby. Yep (@abbycohenwl) January 16, 2015
Narrator- Are you going to be hungry in 8-12 hours?!
[family all together] Crock Pots!
— matt (@shadygrenade) January 16, 2015
the Supreme Court has agreed to hear my mixtape
— lawblob (@lawblob) January 16, 2015
*Planning spontaneous trip. Throws dart at map.
"Ooh Syria. Risky."
*Throws dart again. Lands on Kentucky.
"Syria it is!"
— Fonzie's Evil Twin (@caperbc75) January 17, 2015
Dont give child a choice if there isnt one. We're being polite while Bjork performs for us Not Will u be polite while Bjork performs for us?
— Los Feliz Day Care (@LosFelizDayCare) January 18, 2015
*Throws dart at map again. Lands on California.
“Kentucky it is!”
California really is a great place to visit(Not LA, unless you own an apc, and SanFran is just another dirty city). Just remember that punching hippies is illegal here.
…and drinking Bourbon is illegal where it is made in Kentucky. Come on America….WTF??
(Lives in California. Drinks Kentucky bourbon (favors Buffalo Trace). Throws dart at map) “Indiana wants me? Lord I can’t go back there…”