'sir please remove your hat. this is a funeral' no its ok. this is my somber-ero. see? *points to sombrero that says 'sorry for your loss'* — kyle (@hippieswordfish) February 16, 2015 Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken. — Brian Doyle (@WritePlay) February 16, 2015 He really wasn't an "ancient horror", but every … Continue reading Wisdom of the Day: Hat Neighbor Horror Items Waffles