Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising result from the Iowa caucuses…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most surprising result from the Iowa caucuses…
Bernie Sanders saw the shadow of Hillary’s cankles, meaning we get six more weeks of winter.
Hillary has a two-headed coin.
@1 – Here in Iowa, we’d kill for only six more weeks of winter. Winter here starts about November 10 and ends about April 10, if we’re lucky.
…was that the mainstream media was able to find Iowa…
…was that the Dem’s “yearn for the Bern” was temperature-driven…
. . . is that many people were expecting the Spanish Inquisition, but it didn’t show up.
. . . is that Donald Trump didn’t use the phrase “pig-raising, overall-wearing mossbacks” after Ted Cruz won.
… Steve Harvey didn’t announce that Bill Clinton was the winner.
…. both Hillary and Bernie were awake for the end.
…there was no SMOD.
… Joe Biden has returned from his whistle-stop tour of the Caucasus Region, and suspended his hashtag account #BlackSeaLivesMatter.
…was that the Democrat choice wasn’t between a felon and a socialist. No! It was actually between a socialist felon and a socialist. One has to appreciate the sensitivity of the electorate to this issue! Socialist felons are clearly preferred.
…when the Donald bought a farm and tried to make corn from ethanol.
…one Republican slunk out wearing a fake beard, calling himself James Ewell Bush Stuart when he tried to buy a plane ticket.
…during Hillary’s usual drunken brawl a wrestling match broke out.
…nobody got corn-holed.
..was that Harold Hill got 3% of the vote.
…was that people still give a $#!+ about what those damn corn cowboys think.
… Democrats chose the more evil of two lessers.
@ 15 Oppo: By a coin toss, no less!
That’s what America’s survival could come down to.
“Flip a coin.”
“Oh crap!”
… Gabby Giffords opined “Great. We need another Clinton like I need anoth —” [nah. self-edited.]
… it turns out that forty percent of the votes for Sanders were wiped — you, know, like with a cloth.
…how many tubs of mint ice cream were being given away after the chocolate disc had been nibbled away. http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/bernie-sanders-gets-his-own-ice-cream-flavor/nqCNF/
…. “They was giving the delegate results on the television and they said that Cruz got ate, so I guess it’s between the survivors now.”
… pollsters haven’t learned from global warming scientists yet how to adjust all their pre-caucus predictions.
…. the first victory speech in history that began, “I promise, if I’m not indicted, . . .”
… Sanders supporters weren’t court-ordered to bake a victory cake for Hillary. And didn’t volunteer too, either.
… the breathless news commentators failed to acknowledge irrelevant in the room.
…was that Martin O’Malley dropped out of the race. Wait, who’s that?
…was that Mike Huckabee dropped out of the race. Wait, he’s still alive?
Well, Rodney, @2– [1/2]^6 is still better odds than the lottery.
(It takes over 190 tries to say a coin is balanced or not with 98% accuracy; that’s what I remember from statistics because I spun a penny something like 194 times.)
@17 Oppo, it may be awful but I was nearly crying with laughter! What does that say about me?
Wrong straight line. That’s the most disappointing result, not the most surprising
…was when that kid with stickers on his face was promoted to Hillary!’s campaign spokesman
…were all the Rick Perry and Scott Walker signs saying “Miss Me Yet?”
…was when Donald Trump’s hair caucused for Rand Paul
…I like turtles!
The most surprising result from the Iowa caucuses…
was that Bernie didn’t take the coins after the flip.
we are no closer to the form the destructor will take than before.
no one was seriously hurt in the mad rush to get out of the state.
The most surprising result from the Iowa caucuses… is that Bernie is not sleeping with the fishes.
…was that the voters in the Caucuses were mostly Caucasians.
Mike @ 34 Damn I was going to do that one.