Alternative Life-Strategies

A new report shows that meditation can actually help slow the physical aging process.

While acting rashly without introspection or forethought will get you the Republican nomination.

7 Comments

  1. Yeah, that “acting rashing” is powerful stuff. You gotta be careful. My acting rashing flared up the other day and my doctor told me that if I liked my acting rashing, I could keep my acting rashing, but it probably would get worse. So, he recommended a new drug called Triactinrashly HCL, which I guess is the latest member of the Triphorgetin family of psychotropic wonder drugs. Boy, that really knocked my acting rashing down and now I’m fine. For a while there, I almost became mayor of Boonieville, well, at least in my own mind.

    I know what the problem is… No coffee!!

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