Straight Line of the Day: Recently Banned From a Bernie Sanders Rally…

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Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…

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  1. Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…

    renegades, rebels and rogues.

    Bernie Sanders.

    rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.

  2. … someone who had transgressed the unwritten law. (“Never told me what it was.”)

    … the guy selling t-shirts. Why isn’t he giving them away?!? They’re free!!

  3. …fat, but not fat enough for lefty cred, chicks.

    …anybody with a glint of sanity in their eyes.

    …Islamic Rage Boy, for lowering the spittle flecked chin quotient.

    …people with jobs, or prospects, hope or ambition, only those voting for their fair share need attend.

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