Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…
…insincere socializing.
…capitalization of first names.
…is the ability to draw a rational conclusion.
…privacy.
…Hayek, kayaks and party hacks…
…Mensheviks, Trotskyites, and Counter-Revolutionaries.
…ageism, rage-ism, and untrammeled sage-ism…
Recently banned from a Bernie Sanders rally…
renegades, rebels and rogues.
Bernie Sanders.
rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists.
…any form of common sense
Calculators, slide rules, abacuses, or anything that uses MATH COZ MATHS IS HARD!!!
. . . anybody with any knowledge whatsoever of economics.
Reality.
Hot dogs, motherhood and apple pie.
Not to mention baseball.
Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and polkas.
…selfies with cats.
Allah be praised!
Like we’d want to be seen with a bunch of Bern-outs.
Um — did you invent that term? ‘Cause I haven’t seen it any of the media I peruse, and I’m totally going to steal it.
As far as I know it is original. Feel free Oppo – I “borrow” your puns all the times.
… truth, justice, and the American way.
… people who use the word “banned” to refer to undocumented aliens.
Manly men, womanly women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
… someone who had transgressed the unwritten law. (“Never told me what it was.”)
… the guy selling t-shirts. Why isn’t he giving them away?!? They’re free!!
A grasp on reality.
The constitution, the Declaration of Independence, The Bible and anyone with a job.
…fat, but not fat enough for lefty cred, chicks.
…anybody with a glint of sanity in their eyes.
…Islamic Rage Boy, for lowering the spittle flecked chin quotient.
…people with jobs, or prospects, hope or ambition, only those voting for their fair share need attend.