Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Controversy! Donald Trump’s latest tweet…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Controversy! Donald Trump’s latest tweet…
…contained something that offended someone.
…started, “There once was a man from Nantucket…”
…offended Hillary, but she did not deny the clam of being corrupt.
…included the bird.
…of a sheriff badge received fire from BLM and Hillary supporters.
…would have been YUUUUGE if not for that pesky 140 character limit…
…Sad…
. . . mimicked the call of the Norwegian Blue parrot quite accurately.
….failed to produce any negative press; confirming that Trump’s primary campaign strategy thus far has now completely run out of steam. This has caused a large number of constituents to question whether Trump’s “make America great again by rubbing middle fingers in the liberal’s faces” platform has enough substance to make it through to the finish line.
…was from an actual mockingbird.
Angered Twits everywhere.
Caused Mom to fire the direct marketing algorithm!
…made Hillary and Obama change their minds about there being too many gun owners, until after the election.
…as always reached much greater distribution by being copied and emailed to Hillary’s private server.
…caused so many knee jerk reactions that goose stepping is suddenly such a cool thing it’s required to attend leftist protest marches.
…that he would be willing to serve as Hillary’s VP if the whole Republican convention thing didn’t work out for him!
Controversy! Donald Trump’s latest tweet…
couldn’t be read by Hillary as she has sooooo much trouble with that internet thingy.
revealed the true meaning of “To serve man”.
contained a hat tip to IMAO.
Could it be “Trump Serve Man”?
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2016/06/trump-serve-man.html
Controversy! Donald Trump’s latest tweet…
…revealed a top secret cookie recipe.
…”my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
…”You know how to whistle, don’t you, Hillary? You just put your lips together and blow.”
… wuz rayciss an sexiss cuz it had like, lettrz an an u kno stufs.
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