Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…
…proclaim herself to be president by saying she didn’t intend to lose.
…sigh for the cameras.
Dismiss the polls out of hand by shouting: “What difference does it make?”
…her buoy Bill. https://youtu.be/yHGV3PhEg5c
Have Obama issue an executive order adding a mandatory 15 points for her in all polling.
… rabble-rouse the welfare class. Make America Ingrates Again.
Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…
shoot a few pollsters pour encourager les autres.
Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…
can’t be revealed as she has no intention of implementing it. *wink*wink*
an eraser.
cackle more loudly and convincingly.
(a) Hide the Decline,
(b) Say that the science was settled when she was up in the polls, and
(c) Delete the data by making the hotkey stick.
orchestrate a “chance” meeting on an airport runway.
…inflating her accomplishments…
Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…
cap a cop to secure the blacklivesmattter vote.
RELEASE THE FELONS!
pat a small child on the head, and hopefully remember to not devour its soul live on TV
discount her speaking fees 10%
secure the souls of all potential Electoral College voters.
canckle floaties.
Awful lot of ballast right there…
…an email campaign.
…the same plan she always has: deny everything.
…have mandatory cackle appreciation training for the proletari….er, citizens.
Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…
Swimmies!
Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…
Adding additional hulls to her pantsuit ensembles thus becoming unsinkable!
Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…
More hot sauce in her purse!
Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…
Helium!
Upsidaisium!
Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…
…is to say that it’s a good thing she’s not running for office in Poland and then moveon.org
…is to play the victim card and blame a YouTube video.
…leak to the press that she makes less than a man does.
Drop a floater in the loo, and lighten her “load”.
…she’s noodling pool noodles.
Sacrifice a girlfriend of Bill’s in the Bimbo Eruption Volcano
…discover some new polling data under those Whitewater billing records.
…remind America that Rome wasn’t destroyed in a day, and our barbarians don’t just intimidate, they vote.
…make double sure Jimmy Carter is taking all his meds and lives long enough to monitor the election.
…naked gay preppies in every voting booth. No hanging Chads!!!