Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…

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Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…

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  1. Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…

    can’t be revealed as she has no intention of implementing it. *wink*wink*

    an eraser.

    cackle more loudly and convincingly.

  2. Hillary is sinking in the polls. Her plan to correct this…

    cap a cop to secure the blacklivesmattter vote.

    RELEASE THE FELONS!

    pat a small child on the head, and hopefully remember to not devour its soul live on TV

    discount her speaking fees 10%

    secure the souls of all potential Electoral College voters.

  3. Hillary Is Sinking in the Polls. Her Plan to Correct This…

    …is to say that it’s a good thing she’s not running for office in Poland and then moveon.org

    …is to play the victim card and blame a YouTube video.

    …leak to the press that she makes less than a man does.

  4. …discover some new polling data under those Whitewater billing records.

    …remind America that Rome wasn’t destroyed in a day, and our barbarians don’t just intimidate, they vote.

    …make double sure Jimmy Carter is taking all his meds and lives long enough to monitor the election.

    …naked gay preppies in every voting booth. No hanging Chads!!!

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