Our children’s health and prosperity is too important to ignore the consequences of climate change. Speak out now:
@BarackObama
“But not so important we can’t starve a few coal miners’ kids.”
Archive of entries posted on August 2016
Straight Line of the Day: In Addition to “Constitution” and “White Men”, the Newest Words to Rate a College Campus “Trigger Warning”…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
In addition to “Constitution” and “white men”, the newest words to rate a college campus “trigger warning“…
Coincidence? $1,000,000 to the Clinton Foundation Says “No”
A new report shows that Google is censoring search results about Hillary Clinton’s health.
Also suspicious, a search for “Hillary lap dog” doesn’t bring up Google, either.
The Illustrated Frank J: She Calls It “The Aristocrats”
One of Those Things You’d Never Expect to Enjoy From a Verbal Description
It’s just stuff dropping onto magnets making odd bounces and peculiar sounds. That’s it.
But somehow, it’s enough.
Will Kim Jong Un Still Be Such a Wacky Ball of Fun Under a Trump Presidency?
A belligerent North Korea threatened to turn the US into a “heap of ashes”.
A defiant Obama sneered derisively “line forms behind me.”
This Is What Gun Control Means in Practice
Link of the Day: That’s Some Quality Snark, Right There
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
16 Clever Quips from Ogden Nash
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
It’s Not a Crime If There Are No Witnesses!
In a new poll, 52% of Republicans said they are concerned about votes being cast by people who are not eligible vote.
The other 48% had “there is no voter fraud” selected for them by Democrats who had stolen their identity.
Obama Warned Us – No Place for Games
Add your name if you think the Supreme Court is no place for partisan political games: http://ofa.bo/2auVlDO #DoYourJob
@BarackObama
“So I can take you off my short list for the next vacancy.”
Straight Line of the Day: Things That Make Liberals Cry…
Normally works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today… Here’s a list of 9 things that make Liberals cry. Your job is to tell me what #10 is:
Probably Won’t Be Handing Transcripts to Trump During the Debates
Prior to the start of a Trump rally in Virginia, the media-hating crowd chanted “Do your job!” at a crew from CNN.
Lay off guys… they’re already covering for Hillary as fast as they can.
Poll: Which television show best exemplifies America today?
Which television show best exemplifies America today?
- The Twilight Zone (39%, 66 Votes)
- The Walking Dead (26%, 44 Votes)
- Lost (13%, 22 Votes)
- Pretty Little Liars (8%, 13 Votes)
- Other (Provide details in the comments) (6%, 10 Votes)
- Naked and Afraid (5%, 8 Votes)
- The Outer Limits (3%, 5 Votes)
Total Voters: 168
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The Illustrated Frank J: Slightly Better Fate Than With Obama
No, Not the Rental Car Company
A new poll shows that 60% of Trump-supporting Texans would rather secede from the US than support Hillary Clinton as President.
I’m hoping the other 40% are favoring an “invade and liberate” strategy.