Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being trounced by MSNBC in the ratings, CNN will attempt to boost viewership by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being trounced by MSNBC in the ratings, CNN will attempt to boost viewership by…
… interrupting their Hillary commercials occasionally with news.
…making Hillary their TShirt babe.
Broadcasting Al Jazeera reruns
make a jump… to the left!
… having all female (or even male) panelists wear tampon earrings.
…stealing Al Sharpton.
…running more cat videos.
…fervently hoping for wars, natural disasters, sensational crimes or missing airliners…
… reality show starring Bernie Sanders:
“Flip = This House!”
After being trounced by MSNBC in the ratings, CNN will attempt to boost viewership by…
hoping another cute white college co-ed gets abducted in some foreign country.
hoping some Muslims find a security loophole…
forcing their staff to watch only CNN on their own TVs.
aranging for another cute white college co-ed to get abducted in some foreign country.
helping some Muslims find a security loophole…
Fixed it.
… reality show:
“CNN-ility with Hillary Clinton”
…. showing ISIS executions live, with sports like commentary.
Teaming up with MS competitors Apple & Velveeta to become MACCCNCHEESE. Who doesn’t love Macccncheese?
Going topless on air…
Errr, the female hosts or male? Both? All gender identifications?
. . . doing everything except actually reporting news.
…opening every news story with a rousing rendition of Dame Judi Dench doing “Send in the Clowns”.
… switching to 24/7 Benny Hill.
Changing their name from Clinton News Network to Clinton Nightly News.
…having Hillary guest star on Naked and Afraid.
…introducing the documentary ” Harry Reid’s Chippendales”
…run “High Flight” 24/7
After being trounced by MSNBC in the ratings, CNN will attempt to boost viewership by…
…creating a Pokemon Go program and running it 24/7.
…promoting a mud wrestling match between Trump and Hillary.
…showing an Indian-Head Test Pattern all day and all night.
…pirating the Fox News feed and taping the CNN logo in the bottom corner.
showing Forensic Files 18 hours a day instead of….oh wait, they already do that.