Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Just Unveiled It’s Newest Weapon…

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North Korea just unveiled its newest weapon…

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  1. …: allowing their citizens to immigrate to South Korea flooding that country with unskilled, uneducated foreigners who commit crimes, consume resources, rely on government handouts and contribute far less than they consume.

    Hey, wait a second…

  2. North Korea just unveiled its newest weapon…

    …Skylark Tonight!

    …Dennis Rodman

    …hosting an elaborate peace ceremony, inviting not only the Film Actors Guild but also the world’s political leaders.

    …MATT DAMON!!

  3. North Korea just unveiled its newest weapon… The concentrated essence of several of Kim Jong Un’s kimchi farts loaded in a warhead on it’s newest rocket. They say instantaneous death is guaranteed.

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