Threat Assessment Code Red

LA International Airport was briefly shut down as panicked police arrested a man in a Zorro costume with a plastic sword.

What a ridiculous overreaction. Now if he’d been an elderly woman in a wheelchair

7 Comments

  1. Zorro was just awaiting the arrival of Elmo, Mickey Mouse, The Naked Cowboy, and a drag queen from Times Square for his bachelor party weekend. (Of course, the handcuffs and police uniforms confused him into thinking they had arranged a surprise for him.)

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