Bet Hillary Doubles the Debt in Four Years

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Link of the Day: Lies vs. Honesty vs. Coaching

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Lie Detection and Scandals

My favorite part of this piece:

A firm denial from a prepared witness doesn’t mean anything. But a lack of denial, combined with questioning the source, is almost always a lie. Here’s the summary.

Example:

Did you commit the crime?

Liar: “Who told you that?”

Honest Person: “Hell no. I was at work. You can check.”

Prepared/coached Liar: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

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I’d Gladly Pay Them Twice That to Stop Talking

A new report shows that President Obama has spent $500 million in taxpayer money on public relations specialists for the government.

It’s a good thing, too. Otherwise we’d run the risk of forgetting who the author of our misery is.

Obama Warned Us – Fight to Protect

“Today is a historic day in the fight to protect our planet for future generations.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama

“Isn’t it weird that, whenever I talk about fighting, I never call the enemy by name?” Who am I fighting? Who knows!”

Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Detected Strange Signals From Outer Space. Apparently It’s a Message That Says…

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Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…

I Assume This Was Said in a Tone Meant to Imply She’s Been Saying This All Along

At a campaign event in Dubuque, Chelsea Clinton told the audience, “we do need to work on the affordable part of the Affordable Care Act.”

Nothing more reassuring than hearing that from a millionaire liberal who thought it was what we needed in the first place, while being completely unaffected by it herself.

The Illustrated Frank J: Probably Better Than John, Too

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Solid As a Rock. On Top of a Precariously Balanced Stack of Other Rocks

In an interview with New York magazine, President Obama said that, even looking back as far as his days in college, “my worldview is pretty consistent“.

I find that hard to believe. How many foreign leaders did he bow to in college?

Queen of Free Stuff Popular Among People Who Like Free Stuff

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Link of the Day: What Lunatics Tell Themselves to Make Themselves Believe Their Own Childish, Self-Congratulatory Twaddle

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101 Masterpieces: John Cage’s 4’33”

This article isn’t necessarily good, or even interesting, but I did find it fascinating how many ridiculous notions one has to hold to think that 4’33” is an example of genius, and not a grown man’s version of a toddler’s foot-stamping.

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One Hand Washes the Other in a Bucket of Slime

Newly released documents show that the White House coordinated with the State Department and Clinton’s campaign in handling Hillary’s email controversy.

Meanwhile us Deplorables can’t even get a Democrat to fix a parking ticket.

Obama Warned Us – Paris Climate Agreement

Read about the historic #ParisAgreement and what it means for the fight to #ActOnClimate.
@BarackObama

“Mostly it means we lost, because we can’t overcome the carbon footprint from all the world leaders who flew to Paris to sign the stupid thing.”

Straight Line of the Day: Well, That’s Embarrassing… a New Poll Shows That Young People Think Communism…

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Well, that’s embarrassing… a new poll shows that young people think communism

Probing Mysteries Beyond My Understanding

Scientists have created pea-sized brains in the laboratory in an effort to find cures for common neurological disorders.

Sounds like it’d be perfect for gaining insights into Hillary’s voter base, too.

The Illustrated Frank J: Wait… Why Was Bill Clinton Impeached? Something to Do With NAFTA? I Forget…

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