Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….
…can’t jump…
…can’t dance…
…you irritate Liberals.
A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….
you work for a living.
…you have showered this week.
…you know the language well enough to read the street signs.
…your application to join black lives matter was rejected.
I rejected the rejection slip because it wasn’t signed by Shaun King.
…you only feel the need to commit a smaller number of crimes compared to your non-white friends.
…you haven’t been shot by a police officer.
You listen to a Chris Rock comedy set and don’t get a single joke.
You have to ask “who is Chris Rock”.
. . . is that you just finished trying to explain to co-workers that the plural of the word “consortium” is “consortia”, not “consortiums” (I actually just finished doing that)
. . . is that, when a policeman pulls you over because you were driving forty-five miles per hour in a residential zone, you don’t accuse him of racism
. . . is that your children all have the same surname as you
. . . is that you just finished trying to explain to co-workers that the plural of the word “consortium” is “consortia”, not “consortiums” (I actually just finished doing that)
There’s a reason people like you are called Grammar NAZIS, you fascist h8er. (Actually, I hear your pain. Try explaining that “media” is a plural noun and ordinarily should be used with a plural verb.) (My daughter gave me a desk sign with the phrase “I am silently correcting your grammar.” Everybody who sees it says, “Silently?!”)
After all, grammar is an artificial construct of the white Patriarchy to control and exploit the Earth Goddess.
. . . is that you are annoyed when people tell you to check your privilege. Sniveling brats.
I always just look down my pants, smile and give them the thumbs-up sign.
… you’re reading this on a device you paid for.
…all the rap songs on my last album were beats added to William F. Buckley, Jr. speeches.
…received a 25 million dollar advance for my last album.
…have never been pulled over once for driving while black, though I culturally appropriated a speeder a couple of times.
…never have to ask my grandma if any close relatives are working at the strip bar that night when my team visits.
…the country club prisons around here grant early release for good behavior, or keeping your elbow straight on you backswing.
…liberal politicians are reduced to asking me for my vote, and I often find they went the extra step and voted for me.
A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….
You were never required to take an Ebonics course in school, and are unable to find the country of Ebonia on a world map.
It takes six of you to offset the voter fraud from the votes cast by one member of the disenfranchised-non-privileged sector.
At least half of your vocabulary are words classified by the perpetually offended as “dog whistles.”
…your parents were married and they expect the same of their grandchildrens’ parents.
…you vote Republican.
…you could blend in at the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC, CBS, ABC and the DNC.
…you’re Caucasian.
..when you try to kill a cop and they shoot you and there are no riots or $15 million
lottery jackpotsI mean settlements for your bereaved family.…when you don’t like the way things are you change what you are doing.
. . . is when you see someone wearing a “Life is tickety-boo” tee-shirt and immediately understand the reference.
You understand the word wasp can mean more than a type of insect.
… Neither NWU, NWO, nor NWA interest you much.
White Privilege is on an equal level with Man Made Climate Change…
.. is when the 12 most qualified applicants for the 12 openings the largest employer in the county is hiring people for during a recession, and for which hundreds of people applied, including you, all just coincidently happen to be negro women.
A sure sign that you have “white privilege“….
… you are required to attend diversity training annually.
… said training is never provided by a Caucasian, male or female.
… aforementioned training can be summed up as “How dare you allow your ancestors to oppress mine, regardless of the fact that I have never experienced oppression myself.”
A sure sign that you have “redneck privilege“….
… is that the term LGBTQ makes you think “Liquor, guns, broads, trucks, and quad-bikes? Yeah, I support that!”
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