Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
…is to stop trying so hard to be popular.
Indict the Kenyan and the PIAPS. Even a smidgen of their crimes will keep them locked up for many lifetimes.
…is to give me lots free stuff!
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
lose a little weight. Actually lose a lot of weight.
take a long vacation.
stop being so nosy.
Seppuku
…(Sheriff of Nottingham) with a spoon!!!
… is to start acting like a government and not a nanny.
…stop, for the sake of humanity, stop beating Pelosi and Lewis with the ugly stick.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
… lose some weight. Do its job and keep its nose out of peoples’ business.
Move half of government offices from air conditioned buildings to steel sheds in Arkansas and the other half from heated buildings to steel sheds in North Dakota. Determine the percentage of the National Budget that goes to entitlements and deduct that same percentage from their pay (after taxes). Adopt a Constitutional amendment that if any bill is passed that will impose any cost on taxpayers (tax, fee, whatever) then for the first two years only those states who had at least one Senator or more than half of their Representatives vote yea will be affected and other states will be exempt for those first two years.
Better Facebook posts and clever tweets. Run for Homecoming King/Queen. Sit at the “cool” table at lunch.
…is to start instituting show trials with executions…
…bring back the “20 acres and a mule” federal land policy…
…Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders with a little more red in their uniforms.
Only work 1/2 days (with 1/2 pay, of course) on days ending in “y”.
This
https://youtu.be/9In0Xf8HH4k?t=4m50s
…take a cue from Brazil. Abandon the present swamp to the street thugs and build a brand new Capital in smack dab center of flyover country.
…less cowbell.
….pull it’s lower lip over it’s head and swallow…hard.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
Set up a dunking booth at the DMV for its employee of the month. USPS as well.
Alex, let’s play Congressional Jeopardy, that’s always good for laughs. They could have the usual thought provoking categories such as shapes, colors, single digit numbers, and so forth.
Nuke itself from orbit
It’s the only way to be sure…
…join the military.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
Close up shop.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
More circus, less bread.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
Just go away.
According to a new survey, the thing government could do to improve its popularity…
Nothing
…sponsor just a few more of those wonderful videos with Hollywood airheads telling us how stupid we are, and how we need to do what they tell us we should do. People really love those.