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Trump Signs Executive Order Making English Official Language of World
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Why is this “Satire”? Why isn’t it the next Executive Order?
Thus overturning the Obama Executive Order which required everyone to speak Esperanto or pay a fine. Or what the IRS called a “contribution.”
He also signed an order requiring all new editions of English dictionaries to recognize “Yuuuge” as a word, and to come up with an internationally recognized spelling for the term while they are at it.
This satire would work better if it wasn’t labelled “Satire” in the title.
True, but I wouldn’t want to be accused of publishing fake news…
Oldspeak doubleplus ungood.
http://www.theblaze.com/video/american-university-declares-english-grammar-is-inherently-racist/